Story of my life

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30 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 61 pts · 113d (6 replies)

If she also sleeps with me and not just my husband, she could have twice as much cum. Then again this would mean less cum for me, which is upsetting.

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 40 pts · 113d (3 replies)

This was the rollercoaster I came here for.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 113d (1 reply)

you came here? im sure the cumslut will be happy to hear that

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 113d

Hopefully

Ghis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d

Cum'on, you had Rollercumster right there :(

FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 112d

Are you sure you are not the cumslut in question?

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 112d

Truly, this is the socialist utopia I am fighting for.

From each according to their ability; from each according to their needs. If you have plenty, it's only reasonable to share with the cumslut

yesman@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 113d (9 replies)

This is a classic example of the decline of the American standard of living!

Boomer misogynists were able to hate their wives. GenX hated on their girlfriends. GenY is forced to hate women in theory.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 113d

Fuck this is bleak.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 113d

GenX hated on their girlfriends

This is not true! We hate on everyone equally.

caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 113d (2 replies)

What about gen Z? Metaphysically?

ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Femboys

BladeFederation@piefed.social · 2 pts · 112d

Why is this so true? Damn that's sad.

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d (3 replies)

What's the take on us millenials?

TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 112d

Millenials are GenY. Confused the hell out of me for awhile until I realized we were the ones people were talking about.

Rumo161@feddit.org · 2 pts · 112d (1 reply)

We thought a better world for everyone is coming and we can leave the hate for women etc. behind. Then the change didnt come so we are left searching for validation and a sense of security in the arms and croch of married men eversince.

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d

I was just curious lol. Im married and everything, so I wanted to know what the general consensus was.

foofiepie@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 113d (3 replies)

Immediately assumed this was a Violet post.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 113d

I didn't, but that's because I remembered the other thread where TSH claimed to be the other woman in an affair. People were outraged.

WillySpreadum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d

Who?

dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 112d

Same, which is odd since I blocked her a while ago

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 113d

I have a husband? Is he hot? How much money does he have? does this mean I have health coverage? Is the cumslut included with this deal? Where's my ring?

CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 112d

Thanks @TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d

I don't get it. How often you homewreck bi–curious women?

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 112d

Defeat the cumslut by becoming the cumslut.

!You know you want to!<

Wander@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d (3 replies)

Is that a famous cumslut?

FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 112d (2 replies)

That is the person saying the quote about cumsluts.

Mister_Hangman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 112d (1 reply)

I think he wants to jerk it to this chick but isn’t sure if she’s getting railed online anywhere

eyelevel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d
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rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 112d

I was expecting this to be a violet08 post.

Scrollone@feddit.it · 1 pts · 112d

Who's the girl in the post? You know, for science...