Does Susie Wiles only have a job in the White House because she reminds Trump of his mommy?

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brem@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 87d (3 replies)

If she was microwaved for just a bit more she'd look EXACTLY like Trump's mommy.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 25 pts · 87d (2 replies)

I think she'd also need to grab a high-voltage line a bit to get the same hairdo.

hitmyspot@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Odd that she has such an odd hairstyle and Trump just goes for something so banal and normal.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 86d (2 replies)

Every time I see this image of his mother I can’t help getting the vibe that she was exceptionally cruel and manipulative.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 86d (1 reply)

She literally looks like the most evil women. The kind that pinches babies and calls servers "the help"

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d

Cruella DeDrumpf

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 27 pts · 87d (3 replies)

I don't know how good of a human being Susie Wiles is. Probably not much to write home about given that she sees nothing wrong in playing a part in this fascist shitshow. But in fairness, I know nothing about her.

What I do know is that she looks furiously like a primary school teacher I had who terrorized us kids for years, and was eventually conveniently "relocated" by the school board because she didn't in fact like children and was so damn cruel. She had such an impact on me I still remember her decades later.

And Susie Wiles gives me the creeps each time I see her face.

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 87d

Playing a part? She's the white house chief of staff. That's position people call the co-president. She's not playing a part, she's calling the plays.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 87d (1 reply)

She's a career politician with ties to a lot of GOP shitstains like DeSantis and Rick Scott. She's helped them all get elected, which means A) She's good at her job, and B) She's rotten to the core. Personally, I hope she dies before I'm done typing this, but I'll also settle for shortly after I'm done.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 9 pts · 87d

You might get what you wish for. Apparently karma is catching up with her.

prex@aussie.zone · 24 pts · 87d (2 replies)

JFC it looks like he fucked Margret Thatchers rotting corpse.

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 86d

And used a whipped cream spray can to apply her haircut.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
hdnsmbt@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 86d (1 reply)

That family sure has odd hair.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 6 pts · 86d

Bad taste might be genetic. Nah, it's all nurture.

brem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 87d

Trump's mommy looks he went back in time and had a kid with himself during one of his many visits to that island, and then she gave birth to himself.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 87d (2 replies)

Word is she slept her way to the top. We already know Trump is in diapers. You do the math.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 86d (1 reply)

I will never look down on someone who sleeps their way to the top. It's not like the top of full of the most talented, hard working, elite people. It's not like they deserve to be there. They're a bunch of nepo baby, narcissist, psychopath, assholes. Fuck them. And if you can make a buck while fucking them, great. Fuck them harder.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 86d

If someone successfully "slept their way to the top" then they actually (sort of) worked their way up.

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 87d (1 reply)

She looks like she can call in a coup or genocide nonchalantly whilst sipping tea. And yes, she works in the upper levels of the US admin so I know she's a hellbound beast and an enemy of humanity but even if I didn't know anything about her I'd think her face gives "evil vibes".

kboos1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d

Giving me smug bitch vibes

starlinguk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Apparently Trump's mum was a lovely lady. But Trump's asshole of a father wouldn't let her raise her sons.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 17 pts · 87d

Imma need a reliable source to back that up.

BestBouclettes@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 87d (3 replies)

Mallory Archer vibes

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Except Mallory was genuinely a talented spy.

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 86d

Yet, she was just as bad of a parent!

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 86d

And Arrested Development. Such great characters. Except they were actually likeable in a weird way.

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d

Why do the Drumpfs have Simpsons hair?

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 86d

JFC I always forget how much she looks like parchment that's been crumpled and smoothed out repeatedly.

A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d

If the right hates trans people so much, then why is that second picture a picture of trump with a wig and lipstick.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d

Ummm, clearly Trump hires everyone based on bang ability.

He has spent fucking showing off.