He's obviously annoyed because the Client didn't specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he's in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he's done and they're dissatisfied. I'm sorry, Jesus.
Something is telling me they weren't really into bespoke cross-making. Once it's long (wide) enough, it can accommodate anyone from 7'3" giants to kids.
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StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 99d
I think it would be funny to make a game called jesus simulator, and it's all just about carpentry in Jerusalem as Jesus
Like, no mention of religion at all, just a really solid carpentry simulator
grranibal@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 99d
I’m not much into simulators but that looks super fun
cyrano@piefed.social · 8 pts · 98d
Maybe with mods? https://store.steampowered.com/app/4391560/Jesus_Simulator/
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d
Wow.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 98d
"Damnit, Dale, this is the bronze age. Quit using copper nails. These people deserve craftsmanship."
AnthropomorphicCat@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 98d
Reminds me of that Twitter thread:
dufkm@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 98d
He's obviously annoyed because the Client didn't specify all dimensions needed to build what they think they want, so he knows he's in for a world of pain when he has to discuss what the original Scope of Work was after he's done and they're dissatisfied. I'm sorry, Jesus.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 98d
It doesn't even have the symmetry line.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 14 pts · 98d
I wonder if, as he was being nailed up, some part of his attention was devoted to critiquing the carpentry of the cross.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 98d
He definitely did. everyone I know who's worked in a field at least similar is like this lol
mystik@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 98d
"Oh, and we're gonna need you to carry it up to Calvary for us too, k?"
LionofJudah2026@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 98d
I laughed, Hi Guys!
Jesus enjoying life as a carpenter
0:03
0:13 “Yeshua”
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 98d
Interesting if jesus's wingspan was 5 ft, that means he was also 5 ft tall.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 98d
I would probably start a religion about a guy with wings too.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d
Something is telling me they weren't really into bespoke cross-making. Once it's long (wide) enough, it can accommodate anyone from 7'3" giants to kids.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d
Probably in the right ballpark
hallettj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 97d
IIRC in the movie The Last Temptation of Christ making crosses is kinda his thing