I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff
25 Comments
czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 110d
Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 110d
That makes them even more valuable to me. Delicious obscure attention untainted by transactional greed. Best kind of attention. :)
thanks
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 110d
I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 110d
Keep it coming :D
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 110d
Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into
Alberat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 110d
give it back!
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 110d
Sorry... Your attention is now mine. :D
ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 110d
Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.
You gotta up your trade game.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 110d
All yours. You deserve it.
Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 110d
You think you're getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 110d
Enjoy
Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 110d
Ah-ha! And now i have your attention, too.
Consider yourself swindled, fool >:)
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 110d
You earned it
brendansimms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 110d
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polydactyl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 110d
I feel violated…
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 110d
Now, if only you could monetise getting people's attention...
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 110d
Not everything is about money.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d
It's a joke.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 110d
Scrolling on socials be like.
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 110d
Me, when I see somebody else's cute dog.
edinbruh@feddit.it · 3 pts · 110d
Believe it or not... For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 110d
I believe, edinbruh.
overcast@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 110d
this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 110d
Mmm the exquisite and underappreciated attention-by-denial-of-attention. A rare delicacy nowadays.