Alberat

mutton

no it's 1k for the house, 2k for food, and 13k to make up bullshit on the internet

if you subscribe to cats premium, you get 2 extra tbs

seems like only the first two lines are true

The VW Vans

Alright so when the wood chipper sheds the tree all these extra bark chips just get tossed out. So we simplified the whole thing, we rounded them all down, drop the remainder into an account we opened.

you could probably do 2 trees at the same time. that's over a million dollars a year

first, I know there's been a lot of drama recently, so I have to address the rumors that I use sliding doors in my home...

idk, who?

the attack against aes is an older scheme. ai's attack against aes won't change anything about how we use aes. it's a pretty routine advancement. still impressive that ai came up with it.

apparently ai just broke a cryptographic scheme, hawk, that the us government was assessing to standardize.

>>> import runk

>>> print(runk.count(1))

1

and scout still doesn't know because the scout that learned about it was actually the spy pretending to learn about it

did I dream it?

they changed it a week or so ago

i found a power adapter in my closet last week that had it's barrel jack cut off and instead had two wires exposed and had "works for fans" labeled on it lol... no idea why I did that

i never thought I'd ever use my touchscreen but now I'm touching the screen of my other laptop that doesn't have a touchscreen out of habit...

what obscure reference is this?

tech bros have entered the classical era