I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 4h

Richard.

Just look at that face a total, ahem, Richard.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 3h

Emperor Nero Luxaflexus Crunchwrap Supreme

houndeyes@toast.ooo · 8 pts · 5h

Purrito.

fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 6 pts · 4h

Cat.

tatterdemalion@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3h

Zeus

Ftumch@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 4h

Gilgamesh

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 4h

Mr. Pickles the Cimmerian

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 6 pts · 3h

Barry

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 4h

Squat

xtr0n@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 4h

Buttons

micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3h

Pushkin (or pusskin if you're feeling punny)

NutinButNet@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 4h

Jeffrey

Duckxon@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2h

Figaro

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1h

Oooh, a tuxedo, they're mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she's absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she's a particularly small cat, people think she's still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn't care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I'm ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I'm holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I'm terrified, so I'm just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I'm done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.

So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.

lemmylump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4h

Tennessee Tuxedo.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2h

"Dawg"

Davel23@fedia.io · 4 pts · 4h

Lunchbox.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4h

James Spader

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3h

Agrippa Maximus

ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 4 pts · 4h

For a boy: Terrence

for a girl: Ally, the ally cat

jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3h

Oreo

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 4h

Five.

As in Cat 5

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 3h (2 replies)

Give him a fully human-style name and surname, like "Dave Smith" or "Paul Wilson" or something like that.

Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3h (1 reply)

I rescued my cat and his name was Peter Frampton. Adopted two dogs a few years later and named them Jake the Dog and Samantha Carter.

Now as a gay millennial couple, with zero desire for kids, we can tell people we have Pete, Sam, and Jake. Everyone just assumes it's three children. Great excuse for getting out of things early.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2h

Brilliant :)

By weird chance, I was watching Stargate SG-1 yesterday (with the character Sam Carter), and also sang a Peter Frampton song at one of my cats this morning.

Alberat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3h

mutton

Dirk@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2h

You know ... someone HAS to do it ... 😆

Catty McCatface

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3h

Hector

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44m

excuse me where do you get that kitten

oce@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2h

Not sure why I immediately thought about The Count of Monte Cristo or his real name Edmond Dantès, depending on if he's plotting revenge for being exiled from the bed or not.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 4h

Cat-arina

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3h

Crunchwrap SUPREME

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 4h

Butterball

arotrios@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4h

Mizzik Thunderboots

13igTyme@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1h

Glen.

mlatu@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 3h

neverslop

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3h (1 reply)

"spintop"! the white part on their face looks kinda like one

kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3h

::: spoiler slightly nsfw alternative

or "dickhead"

:::

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3h

Gordito. Gordy for short.

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 2h

That there is Hank Sassley, lower management personnel from a strip-mall based independent accounting firm. Good guy. Calls ya "Champ" when he meets you.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 3h

Chester

TheWinged7@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3h

Little quesodilla need extra pets

djmikeale@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 53m

Crunchwrap is amazing bro. Suggest other taco bell related cat names! Perhaps Baja Blast.

FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3h

I would go for your favorite expletive. So when you see the mess he made and cuss he'll come and look at you. Probably with disdain.

bad1080@piefed.social · 2 pts · 19m

catty mc'catface?

lordbritishbusiness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2h

You should go with 'You', but I may have to give in to the popular support for Crunchwrap Supreme.