spy rule

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21 Comments

gegil@sopuli.xyz · 78 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Hrt isnt going to turn me into waifu, because i am already a beautiful trans cutie :3

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 46d

Can confirm that

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Oh Spy has known Scout's mother for far longer than that

randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 46d (1 reply)

Canonically.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 46d

It's heavily implied in the final comic that he's scout's dad, or at the very least "the dad who stepped up". It was surprisingly touching for the cocaine infused "lore" of TF2.

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 45d

Mon petit chou-fleur.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 46d (6 replies)

i wanna look like my mother but she's like... an unrealistic goal.

Klear@piefed.world · 48 pts · 46d

Sure is! HRT doesn't work that way. It will make you look like Scout's mother. Pay attention!

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 46d

Nah, she's your mom! You've already got half of her cheat codes (DNA).

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 45d (3 replies)

You might be surprised! After a bit on HRT I look a lot like my sister (and also like the other women in my family)

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 45d (2 replies)

oh i mean like - yesyes i do and have always looked much more like my mother than my father so like - it feels reasonable... kinda.

i'm just... hoping things turn out okay... that the booba don't look puffy but fun round hangy types and that that fat redistribution looks fun also... well yea, like with my mother.
but like - .... she's just so genuinely pretty that it feels like a high goal to hit, u see? it feels a bit hard to hope for kinda...

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 45d

I'm confident you'll get there. Give the e time to work and one day you'll look in the mirror and be pleasantly surprised. It sneaks up on you!

ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 2 pts · 45d

If you shoot for the moon, but miss, you’ll still end up among the stars from everyone else’s view! 😊

Good genes do a ton of heavy lifting.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 46d

I'm hotter than my mom cause I got the trans jawline baby

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 45d

Beauty standards for women are unrealistic, and an imaginary ideal.

Unless it's me. Then I am a failure for not achieving them >:3

(On a sidenote, now I am wondering if trans men go through something similar too with "boys don't cry" etc)

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 46d (3 replies)

Spy doesn't fuck Scout from the same team's mom, he fucks Scout from the other team's mom.

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Ah, but that is the Spy from the other team, Scout is about to learn this as well.

schildfrosch@feddit.org · 3 pts · 43d

legendary

Alberat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 45d

and scout still doesn't know because the scout that learned about it was actually the spy pretending to learn about it

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 45d

That's quitter talk.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 5 pts · 46d

Luckily, My bio mum has huge tits and many lovers. Just like Me!