c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 118dI think my search is finally over! 824 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world
34 Comments
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 95 pts · 118d
I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don't think the friendship will last.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 118d
He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know, and just wouldn't come out.
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 118d
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 118d
But he would be gay about the situation if it happened
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 118d
He was being a dick. He wouldn't let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 118d
wouldn't they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 118d
everyone needs an Andy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AkZNU5ISkY
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 118d
Suddenly poly
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 118d
It is obvious the closet dude didn't cheat on your girl, he's gay, sad that he still in the closet.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 118d
I'm getting old...
I read "my girl" and initially assumed he meant "my daughter" XD
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 118d
Because he wrote the plural
Mesophar@pawb.social · 7 pts · 118d
He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn't add the apostrophe
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
duh
Mesophar@pawb.social · 2 pts · 117d
Yes, I was adding onto your comment for people that might not understand.
ddplf@szmer.info · 1 pts · 118d
You're also either Polish or just very millenial
velma@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 118d
lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 55 pts · 118d
How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 118d
The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 118d
Beware of the leopard.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 118d
I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 9 pts · 118d
Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you'll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool
velma@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 118d
It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 6 pts · 118d
That's really valid I don't think I interact with any straight or cis men on a regular basis so I forget how weird and bad they are
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d
i do at my girlfriend's house. my wife just doesn't approve of that.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 4 pts · 118d
Just a dog.
Or Grindr.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 118d
Giving credit is cool.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 9 pts · 118d
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 118d
3.for friends. you never read Narnia?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 118d
I'm in it to meet Mr. Tumnus and the Turkish delights.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 118d
Giggidy
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 118d
Goo
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 118d
World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 117d
Pfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 118d
Her name? Ophelia