Not like the brand Crocs, but very similar concept. All plastic, weird colors, looks like nobody could be comfortable in them but somehow are, suited to their physiology.
Not like the brand Crocs, but very similar concept. All plastic, weird colors, looks like nobody could be comfortable in them but somehow are, suited to their physiology.
20 Comments
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 97d
We ask them nicely, but firmly, to leave our barbecue.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 96d
Isn't that just if they ask for their steak anything other than rare?
123@programming.dev · 1 pts · 94d
What if they were just making sure we were nice and plump before dispatching us for their barbecue?
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · 0 pts · 97d
Yeah, off to the beach it is!
ZephyrXero@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d
Welcome to Costco. I love you
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
Fuck You! I'm eating!
Carl's Jr.
mlg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
Employee of the Year
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 97d
Every country denuclearizes immediately... By launching the entire planetary stockpile at their home planet.
teft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 96d
That would be a silly waste of our nukes. Even if their home planet were around Proxima Centauri it’d take tens of thousands of years for the nukes to reach them.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 96d
Worth it.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · 0 pts · 97d
Every country in the universe or every country on Earth?
I thought that every country launching their nuclear weapons at their own home planet sounds bad... But if that's every country on any planet, it's only worse. Better lose just the Earth than lose at least trilliards of other civilizations across the millions of galaxy groups out there. (Although, any planet which hasn't ended up with the dumb concept of a "countries" would be safe... Hey, maybe this is a good plan after all?)
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
Then we warhammer them.
Or
SuperEarth em.
Thorry@feddit.org · 6 pts · 97d
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
Everybody fights, nobody quits.
I actually got a battle coin from a craftsman at a fair with that on it. "Rico's Roughnecks. Everybody Fights. Nobody quits."
That and a BOS one.
early_riser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Exterminatus!
orenj@leminal.space · 6 pts · 96d
Id laugh and wear space crocs too
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
Everyone immediately dismisses it as a promotional stunt for Crocs. The only ones who believe them are the Crocs company, who insist that the aliens either pay royalties or compensate them by appearing in advertisements.
slingstone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
Should we point at them and loudly ask what they are?
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
That'd be rad as hell
MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 96d
Might confirm we're the aliens from the future coming back to study primitive life.