That horse wants to bite me. All horses want to bite me. I don't know why horses want to bite me. I don't like it when they bite me or attempt to bite me. I know to flatten my palm when I offer an apple, I know where not to walk around them. I know not to be a schmuck around them. They still have a beef with me and I'm not in on the reason.
9 Comments
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 20 pts · 114d
Kind of a weird thing for me to say but we just bought a couch that kind of looks like Sandy's coat...
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 114d
Lemmy's favorite horse returns!
sorter_plainview@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 114d
I'm starting to get more invested in this. Wow.. First time I'm having a feeling of "life" in a social media.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 114d
Classic "over the shoulder". 🙂
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 114d
HEY!!! CAN'T YOU FRICKING READ?! IT SAYS NO PARKI-- Oh, apologies madam, do as you please.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 114d
As long as I don't have to clean up what's left behind after they're "parked" there.
yilian@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 114d
I hope her back is feeling better.
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d
Haaaay
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 114d
That horse wants to bite me. All horses want to bite me. I don't know why horses want to bite me. I don't like it when they bite me or attempt to bite me. I know to flatten my palm when I offer an apple, I know where not to walk around them. I know not to be a schmuck around them. They still have a beef with me and I'm not in on the reason.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 114d