Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.
I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.
Boy and girl are on a date.
Boy has to go to the bathroom.
While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl.
He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.
Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al
In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.
So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.
To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.
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lovingisliving@anarchist.nexus · 132 pts · 80d
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 88 pts · 80d
Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.
I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.
imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 80d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 80d
Mods arrest this one
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
Blue footed booby
Pyro@programming.dev · 2 pts · 77d
You're on thin ice, bucko
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
Here are some great tits, bro.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
Nah, thats one great tit and one blue tit. They're different species.
ByteMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d
I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.
bigboismith@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 80d
Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d
I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason
atomicorange@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 80d
Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 80d
Probably to drive engagement from people like you
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d
Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 5 pts · 80d
There it is again why you putting so much emphasis on the ‘h’
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
Is that one dill or bread and butter pickled I want to know what I'm betting on
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 80d
Because op is a slave to the algorithm.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d
I can't believe you just typed it out like that
ripcord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 80d
Like wtf that is our word
Zozano@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 80d
Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d
Hey watch your language!
Triumph@fedia.io · 9 pts · 80d
WC
Loid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
What about the World Cup?
devaly@ani.social · 14 pts · 80d
Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
No! Arrrrroooooooommmmm!
MrSmith@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d
"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.
systemglitch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
Insanity is the only acceptable answer.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 80d
Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 80d
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.
phailhaus@piefed.social · 8 pts · 80d
Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 80d
I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 80d
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray
Lizard shit
Fuck!
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 80d
You're under arrest.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 80d
Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!
lime@feddit.nu · 38 pts · 80d
i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping
besmtt@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 80d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d
These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 80d
Ohhh, subtle dig. Masterful.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 80d
Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.
texture@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d
can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand
AnanasMarko@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 80d
Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 80d
WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d
Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.
Also engagement bait never hurts.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 80d
I’m so fucking offended
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
This is true. I am a little crippled butt. I tried to say bathr**M and they chopped off all my arms and legs and heads and torsos.
texture@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 80d
oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute
loam@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 80d
She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 80d
Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.
texture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d
plenty of people are into that apparently
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 80d
In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d
So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.
DancingBear@midwest.social · 2 pts · 80d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
To snakes and fish, yeah. I used to use old spice and bees would try to drink my eye juices, no joke. I also wore Hawaiian shirts. Coincidence? I think maybe.
texture@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
naturally yeah. what i was trying to say is that people that are super into it, like on a conscious level, arent uncommon.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 80d
My loam is burning what are we talking about?
Janx@piefed.social · 3 pts · 80d
Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."
bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
I don't understand. What seat? What's the setting/location of the date?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d
I assumed a restaurant, but I suppose it could be anywhere. She was into him, so she scooted his chair so that he'd have to sit closer to her.