When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 113d (11 replies)

That's why they cried

Also, is that a power brick in place of a belt

It's not working

bran_buckler@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 113d (5 replies)

Yeah, but it makes it a breeze to charge stuff!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d (4 replies)

Bro it's not even plugged in

ZebulonP@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d (3 replies)

But it could be.

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Considering he is running door dash.. Shouldn't it be a car charger then? He's not going to drop off some McDonald's and be like "yo, can I plug my phone in for bit... I got a charger!?!"

SaucySnake@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Funnily enough I've literally had that exact scenario happen in the lobby of my apartment building.

vrek@programming.dev · 3 pts · 112d

Ok maybe I could a apartment lobby... Still crazy but not quite as crazy as a house.

I was picturing some like young pot head comedy where they order food towards the beginning but the dasher asks to charge there phone. As the story goes on people keep coming over for various reasons and before they say anything illegal "wait... Whose that?" and the main character replies "he's the delivery guy, don't worry he said he's cool and won't say anything" and the delivery guy raises his fist with a thumb and pinky extended and shakes it like the old surfer sign thing.

Now the twist ending is he is secretly an fbi agent gathering evidence on the drug dealing before they raid the house but ends up finding out the people in the house are chill pot heads but the movie bad guys are kidnapping people or something much worse then selling small bags of weed.

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Are you ragging on his cord, man?

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 111d

Get him!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d

Yes

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 111d (1 reply)

His pants ain't on the fucking ground are they?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 111d

Purt near

over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 112d

This job requires a vehicle. I do not have one. I'm the mechanic for a shitbox that takes elderly people to doctor appointments..

UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d

Nice belt