Moving to the USA 🇺🇸 could be the Most Expensive Mistake of your Life

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HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 89d (3 replies)

Virtually every immigrant I know who's still in love with this country is much older and came over here when it was still seen as a beacon of light for those in less stable countries.

They also hate all other immigrants and believe they're superior to them in every way, even if they themselves were undocumented at one point.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 88d

The only foreigner I know who still wants to move to the US is a Pole living in Sweden on a work visa so I think there's just something fundamentally wrong with him.

Folstar@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 88d

Living in the past? Hating people just like them? Immigrants really can assimilate!

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 88d

They also hate all other immigrants and believe they’re superior to them in every way, even if they themselves were undocumented at one point

chauvinism

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 71 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Health insurance only works when you’re healthy

limer@lemmy.ml · 40 pts · 89d

It’s not called “sick insurance” for a reason

RedStamp@piefed.social · 53 pts · 89d (3 replies)

The taxation part of this is a bit of an unfair point. The US allows for an exclusion of ~$150k in foreign earned income if the US citizen qualifies as a bonafide resident of a foreign nation. On top of that, the IRS lets you deduct any taxes paid to a foreign government dollar for dollar against owed US taxes, and since most other developed nations have a higher tax rate, this essentially wipes out your US tax obligations (federal only, some states will still apply taxes separately). The only people actually double paying taxes are the ultra rich, but they obviously don't pay taxes at all since that's for the poors đź«©

Obviously, the system is still stupid and overly complicated (why should I even file a return with the IRS when I don't owe anything?), but it's not as egregious as this video makes it out to be

Echolynx@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 88d (1 reply)

How can states claim foreign residents' tax income? Don't most of the tax provisions require you to actually reside in that state?

RedStamp@piefed.social · 2 pts · 88d

It depends, since all states manage their taxes differently. Usually it's done via determining ties from the foreign resident to the state in question (e.g. is the resident receiving mail, operating a business, or residing x days of the year in the state?), and taxing on that accordingly. My state doesn't collect income taxes, so I'm not well suited to speak on this topic.

SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 88d

most developed nations do not have higher tax rates

in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 47 pts · 89d (1 reply)

I mean, just don't pay taxes to the US. You're not going to get extradited. The IRS is just as defunded as everything else outside of the war economy. Also, if you're in Europe, there's no reason to travel anywhere they may be able to get hands on you. Keep your money inside of the Schengen Area and you're fine.

Atleast that's how it's been working for me in Portugal. Renounced in 2016

yakko@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 89d

Nice

Folstar@lemmus.org · 40 pts · 88d (1 reply)

Missing in this, both for being broke and the diabetes, is car monoculture. I've known several immigrants who thought they were going to get around (in Texas no less!) without a car or be a one car household. A few months later they were all angry at how much they were spending on cars. And fatter, angrier from traffic.

BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 88d

Good god, Texas of all places? It's a 15 minute drive to the nearest grocery store and I live in a suburb close to the city!

Cease@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 89d (8 replies)

Why are we reposting shorts from an Afd idiot

eleijeep@piefed.social · 5 pts · 88d (4 replies)

source?

Cease@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 88d (3 replies)

You can go to his yt channel, he has this big video about why he's leaving Germany because of all the poor oppressed rich people, and how """some political parties""" are unjustly treated and censured because they want to get back to the root of the problem etc etc

wieson@feddit.org · 15 pts · 88d (1 reply)

So that's why he has zero comedic timing...

logi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 88d

That and also he is German.

sigezayaq@startrek.website · 5 pts · 88d

he was like "immigration is bad, that's why I'm immigrating to Japan"

Actionschnils@feddit.org · 4 pts · 88d (1 reply)

Who is the person from the video? I dont know him?

Cease@mander.xyz · -1 pts · 88d

How hard is it to look up "German shorts guy" I didn't remember what the guy's name was and it took me less than a minute. anyway....

https://youtu.be/HQvSItqdd5o

Comet79@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 88d
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tomiant@piefed.social · 17 pts · 89d (6 replies)

I heard they get indebted for life for like small medical issues, and their society is all stratified, uneducated, straight up dumb, their infrastructure is crumbling, their rivers are on fire, everybody shoots everyone at all times, they've been usurped by a fat pedophile, and they terrorize the rest of the planet with their stank.

But I really want to take my kids to Disneyland so I bought the century pass, which guarantees that my grandchildren will be able to visit the ruins after the nuclear apocalypse with a max 2 hour queue limit!!!

Sabata11792@ani.social · 7 pts · 89d (5 replies)

Hey, our rivers are not on fire, as far as I know, at this moment.

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 89d (1 reply)

I mean not ALL of them.

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 88d

If you look at international statistics, then the USA has actually fewer river fires per capita than other places in the world, like Somalia!

HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 88d (1 reply)

not the ones near me. everything else checks out. also you have to be like a doctor, a lawyer, an accountant, a handyman, etc. outside of your own job because you can't afford to use professionals and everything is setup for you to do it. At your job you will be berated for wasting to much time with customer issues while workmates you just sorta ghost them so they do it themselves will be praised.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 88d

I suspect were going to have to add farmers to that list of side jobs soon.

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 88d

Nature is healing!

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 89d (3 replies)

A German getting an American passport. Wow.

in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 15 pts · 89d (2 replies)

Least believable part of this skit.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 6 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Isn't he an afd guy? So i guess it makes sense that he wants to live in naziburger land

in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 4 pts · 88d

Ah, if he's AfD he's not really German anyways.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 12 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Now both left and right are trying to discourage immigration.

tomiant@piefed.social · 9 pts · 89d

Verrrrry different reasons tho. Intentions matter.

Etterra@discuss.online · 12 pts · 88d

Welcome to America, where you are free to fuck off and die - here's your bill.

Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 88d

Well yeah, it could cost you your life in a myriad of ways.

FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 88d

Plot twist: he got shot dead at day 2

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 88d

Well, at least the American taxman accepted Euros.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 88d

M4A would cost as much as Medicare and Medicaid does right now

kokesh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 83d

And you would have to be mentally ill to move there.