Everyone does it

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12 Comments

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 92d

"I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to" -Gandalf

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 16 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Going to use that next time. My line is that I'm talking to myself because no one else is listening. And it's only a problem if I start arguing.

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 92d (2 replies)

it's only a problem if I start arguing.

Wait, that's a sign of a problem?

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Depends on how you two resolve the disagreement.

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 92d

Make-up sex (masturbation).

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 92d

Me talking to my mirror self: .... who are you again and what are we doing?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 92d

Just be careful to use (at least) the same amount of kindness and consideration you would use for a co-worker or a friend.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 91d

Hey Ryder

"Shut up."

Thank you 💀

(Context: Plural)

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 92d

Regardless of what some so-called expert out there might say the right course of action is, only you can say for sure. No one is better at being you than you.

Then why do I keep fucking it up, Dave?

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 92d

I burned a coworker this was once. He asked me if I was talking to myself, to which I replied "if course, who else am I gonna have an intelligent conversation with around here." 10 years at that job, that was my only zinger. I'm so proud lol

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 2 pts · 92d

I'm my favourite person to talk to, we have so much in common.

Lanusensei87@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d