So I ran into a moose for the first time in my life on my hike just now, and all I could think of was the earlier comment. Scared me more than it should have.
It's been 20 years and they just delayed it again so Smith could get the rights to Dogma back so he can make Dogma 2. If it's coming I've given up waiting.
I mean, it's only been 12 years since Tusk came out, and they got funding in 2022 from Lions Gate for that and four other movies. At least according to Wikipedia.
I think the big factor is Depp, and if his involvement is delying production.
A moose confronted me in the woods one day, he was very angry and only the stout trees kept me alive.
They don't look that intimidating from a distance, but up close they are MASSIVE and the bulls can be aggressive. Seven feet tall at shoulders at least!
I've read that they are fantastic swimmers, and even feed underwater.
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lunchbox2287@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 128d
A Møøse once bit my sister
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 128d
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 128d
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 128d
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Mariachi music starts playing :::
slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 128d
Those responsible for sacking people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 128d
How did she adjust to her newfound powers?
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 128d
Moose can also dive! That means there's a non zero chance you will be killed by a moose while scuba diving.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 128d
Which is why one of the few animals that is a predator of the moose is the orca.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 128d
And Greenland sharks
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 128d
Sharks kill around 6 people per year, moose kill 10-15 per year just in Canada
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 128d
Great stat
albbi@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 128d
It's mostly from people driving cars and hitting a moose though.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d
Tru
albbi@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 128d
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
It's not that they're mean, it's just that their go to is to trample. And ho boy can they trample!
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 128d
No, I think “very” is the appropriate amount of scared for being this close to a moose. They’ll fuck you up.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 128d
Kevin Smith has been teasing a moose movie based on jaws for 20 years.
Cascio@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 128d
I came here to make this comment and I'm even happier than someone did it before me.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 128d
Tusk is probably the closest we're getting. God that movie is surreal.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 128d
They're in the same universe, Moose Jaws is the third in the trilogy.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 128d
It's been 20 years and they just delayed it again so Smith could get the rights to Dogma back so he can make Dogma 2. If it's coming I've given up waiting.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d
I mean, it's only been 12 years since Tusk came out, and they got funding in 2022 from Lions Gate for that and four other movies. At least according to Wikipedia.
I think the big factor is Depp, and if his involvement is delying production.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 128d
20 years was a little exaggeration, but the idea has been around since 2009.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 128d
A moose confronted me in the woods one day, he was very angry and only the stout trees kept me alive.
They don't look that intimidating from a distance, but up close they are MASSIVE and the bulls can be aggressive. Seven feet tall at shoulders at least!
I've read that they are fantastic swimmers, and even feed underwater.
JayDee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
One of mooses' natural predators are orcas.
HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org · 5 pts · 128d
They are, they swim in the open sea.
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 7 pts · 128d
We're gonna need a bigger boot!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d
Moosejaws
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 128d
Moo-ose …
Moo-ose …
Moo-ose Moo-ose MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OSE MOO-OO-OSSSE
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 128d
No thanks, I already ate
Monstrosity@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 128d
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