There's a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men's room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.
There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you're taking a shit.
I didn't see the woman's bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn't work.
Academically I can't come up with any argument for why that's so much worse than taking a shit with the stall walls, and yet, it's just fucking insane.
Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.
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NABDad@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 101d
There's a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men's room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.
There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you're taking a shit.
I didn't see the woman's bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn't work.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 101d
Academically I can't come up with any argument for why that's so much worse than taking a shit with the stall walls, and yet, it's just fucking insane.
Rev3rze@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 101d
And then stay for the duration of your shit because they can't leave without leaving the door unlocked.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 101d
The chairs are for that mid-pee break 👌
Darkmuch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d
Me? I’m just waiting for my flight.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d
Spirit always gets the worst terminal in the airport.
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 101d
I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 101d
Wafflestomp your way to salvation!
lasta@piefed.world · 9 pts · 101d
Gonna hold up scorecards like judges at the Olympics.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 101d
hahahaha
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 101d
3/10, too much splashback. Go learn your piss geometry, noob.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 101d
You have entered the chamber of sages! It is time for you to prove your worth!!
JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 101d
Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 101d
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d
Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d
yup. you leave any kind of dignity at the hospital door
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d
So, Saturday night at my favourite bar then?
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
I'm not against a post-piss sitting
Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 101d
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 101d
You can't expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 101d
There might have been talking penises in a TV show called Patriot or they were just always having awkward conversations while standing at the ironbark
Edit I don't know what that last one is
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 101d
Finally, ranked competitive pissing breaks out of Twitter
homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 101d
I never understood why all the other guys didn’t wanna pee in front of me.
I came out in 1997
I still don’t understand why there isn’t a 🪩
Oh shit, there is lol