audition

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NABDad@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 101d (2 replies)

There's a restaurant in Reading, PA with a men's room that has a sink, two urinals, and a toilet. No stalls. One room.

There was a lock on the door, but it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you're taking a shit.

I didn't see the woman's bathroom, but apparently a few others did because the lock on that door didn't work.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 101d

Academically I can't come up with any argument for why that's so much worse than taking a shit with the stall walls, and yet, it's just fucking insane.

Rev3rze@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 101d

it left me wondering about the kind of friends who would feel comfortable coming in with you to use the urinal while you're taking a shit.

And then stay for the duration of your shit because they can't leave without leaving the door unlocked.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 101d

The chairs are for that mid-pee break 👌

Darkmuch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Me? I’m just waiting for my flight.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d

Spirit always gets the worst terminal in the airport.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I shid in the toilet with no hole, wat do?

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 1 pts · 101d

Wafflestomp your way to salvation!

lasta@piefed.world · 9 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Gonna hold up scorecards like judges at the Olympics.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 101d

hahahaha

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 101d

3/10, too much splashback. Go learn your piss geometry, noob.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 101d

You have entered the chamber of sages! It is time for you to prove your worth!!

JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Got it. Check me out. Dramatic pose. Pees up. Right arm redirect flow into all four urinals.

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 101d

Ut oh, this guy's good

fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d (2 replies)

Honestly, not that far off from when I injured my bladder and had to do a flow study. Stood on two wooden boxes, straddling a small pool/large bucket, with some catheter monstrosity up my urethra, and a probe up my ass. The three specialists and one technician apparently had to visually detect my muscle movement, so I was full-on naked. Then, they pumped water into my bladder and told me to tell them when I felt full. Then they made me push the water back out, and then they did it again a couple of times. At one point, they told me to try to not poop while they performed the study because it could mess things up. I lost what little remained of my inhibition that day.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d

yup. you leave any kind of dignity at the hospital door

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 101d

So, Saturday night at my favourite bar then?

robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d

I'm not against a post-piss sitting

Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 101d
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turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 101d

You can't expect guys to ruin their knees and give you random truckstop head. This is only polite.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 101d

There might have been talking penises in a TV show called Patriot or they were just always having awkward conversations while standing at the ironbark

Edit I don't know what that last one is

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 101d

Finally, ranked competitive pissing breaks out of Twitter

homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 101d

I never understood why all the other guys didn’t wanna pee in front of me.

I came out in 1997

I still don’t understand why there isn’t a 🪩

Oh shit, there is lol