Jeff Bezos is so much more boring, lame and devoid of personality than a Bond Villain though it physically hurts my brain to try to relate the two in my head.
'Bond Villain' Jeff Bezos Claims 'You Could Double the Taxes I Pay' and It Won't Help Anyone | Common Dreams
https://www.commondreams.org/news/jeff-bezos-taxes-cnbc
61 Comments
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 142 pts · 91d
I agree with Bezos here. We should be taxing him dramatically more than double of what he's currently paying.
AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 91d
Double nothing is still nothing
Bezos paying any tax at all would be an improvement
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 91d
I think what he's referring to is that even if you taxed him more right now, that money would just go to funding the trump admin, bombs, and ICE...
Just kidding, I don't think he actually cares about those things.
AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
You know, you had me there for a second
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 91d
I almost left off the last sentence but then I remembered satire doesn't always transfer well over text
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
He wants more of those things. As does the rest of the Dark Enlightenment assholes.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 90d
Yeah, but they won't fund it through tax dollars, more like direct "donations" and kickbacks to the corrupt politicians and evil organizations implementing the agenda.
lolo@sh.itjust.works · 115 pts · 91d
Because 2x0=0?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d
Bingo!
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 91d
It would be a massive benefit to all of us even if we burned all of his money in a dumpster rather than redistributing it.
Having billionaires who can buy elections or monopolize markets is inherently destabilizing to society. His dragon horde was captured by exploitation, and it should be returned to the people who actually earned it.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 33 pts · 91d
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 91d
Use the monocle to start the fire!
PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 25 pts · 91d
Which is why we need a billionaire wealth tax too, and to close tax loopholes that allow the rich to pay close to nothing.
fraksken@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 91d
2*0=0
JayK117@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 91d
2 * 0 = 0
Smeagol666@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 91d
Or we could tax him at 75% and he'd still be filthy rich. Fuck these rich assholes.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 91d
"This is why taxing me is bad..." - Rich Cunt
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 91d
"So please don't."
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 18 pts · 91d
Well… under the current administration, one could argue that he’s right.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 18 pts · 90d
Nobody wants to double thentaxes on the uber wealthy. We want way way more than double. Personally, I like 100% on "wealth"/"net worth" over 10 million dollars.
isles@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 90d
After you hit $1 billion, just a total reset to 0. They're all pretty confident they can get there again easily, so shouldn't really be a problem. Enjoy your little spotlight in Forbes.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 91d
Doubling his taxes won't do much.
Taxing him at 50% will.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 91d
Why not then, as it won’t harm him either?
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
0 x 2 = 0
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 91d
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 91d
No, that's how he is supposed to look.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 91d
It's almost as bad as his wife's
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
He's becoming more elderly and grew some facial hair.
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com · 16 pts · 90d
Because the double of 0 it's still 0, tax those bastards
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 89d
Double 0. In front of a bond-villain-style rocket.
harsh3466@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 90d
2 x 0 = 0
So yeah. Of course it won't. All those loopholes and tax shelters they've paid to have written into the tax code need to be closed. They need to be taxed out of existence (as in billionaires shouldn't exist)
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 90d
Nothing times two is nothing.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 91d
two options, jackass
or
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 91d
You sure? Let's try it!
thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 91d
How much would that be? Like $15?
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d
1.5 bananas worth then.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 91d
He is just saying he pays no taxes guys. Hands out the pitchforks
regedit@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 91d
I like Leeja Miller's line, taxes were the compromise.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 91d
2 × 0 = 0
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 90d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 90d
So what you're saying is that we should be taking more, a LOT more? We should keep taking until it does help somebody?
I can get down with that.
CaptMurica@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 90d
They should double his taxes and then double them again and again and again and again. Billionaires should not exist.
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 6 pts · 91d
Let's find out.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 90d
Yes doubling it won't help it needs to be 33% flat for him and Amazon which is probably more than 5 times
Clutter@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 90d
Which is why we need to quintuple it. And keep doubling it from there until morale has improved globally.
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 91d
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 90d
You also could have just not made this. This contributes nothing to the conversation.
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 90d
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 90d
FWIW it's obviously AI. Disclosed or not.
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 89d
vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 90d
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 90d
Waste of water and an excess load on the power grid.
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 90d
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
Once, maybe. But when it happens thousands of times a minute constantly, it wastes energy.
ETA: "The snowflake does not blame itself for the avalanche."
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 90d
Only one way to find out - whaddya say we give it a try, Jeff?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 90d
Tax billionaires on the assets they control, till they're millionaires.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 89d
Hmmm, maybe make into a gameshow and call it "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 2"
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 91d
Because multiplying zero results in zeros?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
I'd venture that setting his effective rate to the same as everybody else's would make the amount a lot more than double
Gsus4@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 90d
The only way that is true is if he pays none...gotta fix that.
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
Gwan then
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 90d
Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
Double it AND enforce it too. Problem solved.
Avicenna@programming.dev · 2 pts · 91d
He has a point because currently Trump decides what gets done with taxes.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
Of course, that's why taxes for multi millionaires and upwards should be percentages based on income, civil contribution, participation and national financial participation (ie. Where is the money made v where is it spent or sequestered.)
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 89d
bet
canniest_tod@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
I wonder what would help people, according to this tube steak.