In the long run I'm sure, but most kidney issues are a secondary symptom of cardio vascular disease and diabetes, really anything that elevates your blood pressure a bunch.
It's typically Alcohol specific, and usually when people are trying to quit. Alcohol and sugar utilize a similar dopamine pathway and alcohol metabolizes into sugar so it can develop into a parallel addiction and metabolic dependency.
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? .... because if it's in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet ... if it's in Switzerland, they'll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes... Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?
44 Comments
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 97d
DIABIDUS!!!!
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 47 pts · 97d
One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 97d
That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit
The_v@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d
4 lbs... Seriously how?... I can hardly get through 1oz. It's too much sugar.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 96d
I believe he has some substance abuse issues with alcohol. A lot of alcoholics can get some wires crossed when it comes to sugary foods.
The_v@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Lots of alcohol plus 4lbs of sugar, ouch.
Wouldn't that also potentially mess up the kidneys as well?
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 96d
In the long run I'm sure, but most kidney issues are a secondary symptom of cardio vascular disease and diabetes, really anything that elevates your blood pressure a bunch.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 2 pts · 95d
Is that a alcoholic specific thing or a addiction general thing? Such as people with predispositions for addictive behavior?
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 95d
It's typically Alcohol specific, and usually when people are trying to quit. Alcohol and sugar utilize a similar dopamine pathway and alcohol metabolizes into sugar so it can develop into a parallel addiction and metabolic dependency.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d
Yeah that’s why one of my relatives had to switch to Diet Coke when starting AA
possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d
So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 97d
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? .... because if it's in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet ... if it's in Switzerland, they'll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 97d
The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 97d
The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn't matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.
hraegsvelmir@ani.social · 2 pts · 95d
If Bob ate 29 Toblerone bars in one setting, I think it's safe to assume he's just chomping off each section straight from the bar.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 16 pts · 96d
Diabeetus
BillyClark@piefed.social · 11 pts · 97d
For any young'uns out there who don't get the reference, the answer is, "diabeetus."
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d
Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 3 pts · 95d
Don't take away our nice
jokediabetes!HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d
Type 2
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d
2
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
2
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
2
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 95d
2
Eh_I@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 95d
#Darkbeetus
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 95d
Down with the 'Beetus?
Zephorah@discuss.online · 7 pts · 97d
I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d
A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes... Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 96d
Lol, they know their audience!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 96d
€13,50 a pack here
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
"a long time ago"
EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
We're fine here, everything's fine. How are you?
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 3 pts · 95d
Who is this? What is your operating number?
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 1 pts · 95d
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 96d
we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars
maybe those were eaten in 5 years
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 96d
The rest are expired then
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Some of them were expired when ate, even.
Daedskin@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 96d
Wilford
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 96d
naw, that's clearly John Bolton
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn't stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 96d
A pool of vomit at his feet.
jlow@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 97d
I don't know but his dentist will be very rich.
baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 96d
I didn't eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y'all just have fewer between you now.