Yes, little Wilfred?

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P1k1e@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 97d

DIABIDUS!!!!

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 47 pts · 97d (9 replies)

One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 97d

That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit

The_v@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d (6 replies)

4 lbs... Seriously how?... I can hardly get through 1oz. It's too much sugar.

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 96d (5 replies)

I believe he has some substance abuse issues with alcohol. A lot of alcoholics can get some wires crossed when it comes to sugary foods.

The_v@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d (1 reply)

Lots of alcohol plus 4lbs of sugar, ouch.

Wouldn't that also potentially mess up the kidneys as well?

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 96d

In the long run I'm sure, but most kidney issues are a secondary symptom of cardio vascular disease and diabetes, really anything that elevates your blood pressure a bunch.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Is that a alcoholic specific thing or a addiction general thing? Such as people with predispositions for addictive behavior?

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 95d

It's typically Alcohol specific, and usually when people are trying to quit. Alcohol and sugar utilize a similar dopamine pathway and alcohol metabolizes into sugar so it can develop into a parallel addiction and metabolic dependency.

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

Yeah that’s why one of my relatives had to switch to Diet Coke when starting AA

possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d

So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? .... because if it's in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet ... if it's in Switzerland, they'll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 97d

The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 97d

The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn't matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.

hraegsvelmir@ani.social · 2 pts · 95d

If Bob ate 29 Toblerone bars in one setting, I think it's safe to assume he's just chomping off each section straight from the bar.

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 16 pts · 96d

Diabeetus

BillyClark@piefed.social · 11 pts · 97d

For any young'uns out there who don't get the reference, the answer is, "diabeetus."

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d (1 reply)

Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 3 pts · 95d

Don't take away our nice joke diabetes!

HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d (4 replies)

Type 2

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d

2

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d

2

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d

2

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 95d

2

Eh_I@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d (2 replies)

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 95d

#Darkbeetus

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 95d

Down with the 'Beetus?

Zephorah@discuss.online · 7 pts · 97d

I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d (7 replies)

A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes... Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 96d

Lol, they know their audience!

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 96d (4 replies)

€13,50 a pack here

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d (3 replies)

"a long time ago"

EdgeOfDistraction@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d (2 replies)

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d (1 reply)

We're fine here, everything's fine. How are you?

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 3 pts · 95d

Who is this? What is your operating number?

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 1 pts · 95d
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atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 96d (2 replies)

we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars

maybe those were eaten in 5 years

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 96d (1 reply)

The rest are expired then

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d

Some of them were expired when ate, even.

Daedskin@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 96d (1 reply)
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 96d

naw, that's clearly John Bolton

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d

I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn't stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 96d

A pool of vomit at his feet.

jlow@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 97d

I don't know but his dentist will be very rich.

baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 96d

I didn't eat any of MY candy bars. I still have 36. Y'all just have fewer between you now.