I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized Iām an idiot.
Boring ending: "I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier."
Bad ending: "Workplace accident"
Good ending: "I'm a gay slut for my bestie š āØš"
??? ending: "I forgot to trim the other nails"
??????? ending: "to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion"
nonsensical ending: "Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily".
criminal passion ending: "I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you're gay. Wanna make out?"
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stankcheez@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 103d
I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized Iām an idiot.
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 103d
Boring ending: "I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier."
Bad ending: "Workplace accident"
Good ending: "I'm a gay slut for my bestie š āØš"
??? ending: "I forgot to trim the other nails"
??????? ending: "to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion"
nonsensical ending: "Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily".
criminal passion ending: "I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you're gay. Wanna make out?"
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 103d
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 103d
Loved it! I want to begin answering all the stupid questions like this!
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 103d
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
::: spoiler Answer Single :::
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 103d
Only having two short ones shows a distinct lack of ambition.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 103d
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
Exactly!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 5 pts · 103d
Or at least an over reliance on a dominant hand. Gotta switch it up and build the muscle memory sometimes
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Gotta be ambisextrous.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 103d
Do straight girls not finger themselves?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 103d
I wonder as well
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 103d
Not a girl but married to one. My understanding is penetration is not as good as clit stimulation.
Or maybe it's just me... :(
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 103d
I know that, but I think having long nails is a problem even for just clit stimulation...
Girls please let us know!
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 102d
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 103d
Depends on the woman. My ex's clit was oversensitive and she preferred penetration and could orgasm from penetration just fine.