Hey I'll give it one more shot to remind you that you are a valuable person with inherent worth, and you deserve to walk through life with self-respect and confidence. You did nothing wrong to be in the position you are in. Walk with your head held high and present yourself with the respect you deserve. All us healthy people are suffering every day waking up and dragging our asses to jobs we don't want to be at just to earn as much money as you are doing nothing, so although you're not feeling physically well, you are living the dream, money automatically deposited into your bank account every month while the rest of us have to be literal slaves, breaking down our spirits & our bodies & our minds working soul-sucking jobs to barely eke out survival.
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 95d
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 95d
Well if you have beef with them he can jerk it.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d
I was not aware my antics made publication again.
PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 95d
Inucune@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d
Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 95d
Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d
Start saving your urine in jars.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 95d
"I fuck your mom. She pays well."
go straight for the kill, no mercy
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 94d
Anyone who asks, tell them you're retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.
PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 94d
Retired doesn't always mean old. Anybody who has enough money to live the rest of their life without working is technically retired.
PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 93d
Hey I'll give it one more shot to remind you that you are a valuable person with inherent worth, and you deserve to walk through life with self-respect and confidence. You did nothing wrong to be in the position you are in. Walk with your head held high and present yourself with the respect you deserve. All us healthy people are suffering every day waking up and dragging our asses to jobs we don't want to be at just to earn as much money as you are doing nothing, so although you're not feeling physically well, you are living the dream, money automatically deposited into your bank account every month while the rest of us have to be literal slaves, breaking down our spirits & our bodies & our minds working soul-sucking jobs to barely eke out survival.
PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 93d
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 95d
It's called being a Nepo baby
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 94d
The lottery is also an option, with a similar chance of success.
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 95d
You could also be a crypto millionaire, same amount of luck required.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 95d
Or a far right influencer would also fit the bill.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 95d
That's usually not "mysterious", though. They'll tell you.
9point6@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d
Drug dealing: 🙄
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
Yes that be a dream.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
That’s just the decoy snail
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 95d
that snail sucks old man dick
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d
A rock themed mysterious income would be fun like not geology or anything bigger just rocks from the ground
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d
Gold is rocks
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 95d
ya but gold isn't mysterious
you find gold, sell gold, get money, no mystery