me_irl

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22 Comments

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 95d (2 replies)

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 95d

Well if you have beef with them he can jerk it.

Impractical_Island@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

I was not aware my antics made publication again.

PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 95d (10 replies)
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Inucune@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

Start saving your urine in jars.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 95d

"I fuck your mom. She pays well."

go straight for the kill, no mercy

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 94d (5 replies)

Anyone who asks, tell them you're retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.

PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d (4 replies)
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 94d (3 replies)

Retired doesn't always mean old. Anybody who has enough money to live the rest of their life without working is technically retired.

PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d (2 replies)
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Hey I'll give it one more shot to remind you that you are a valuable person with inherent worth, and you deserve to walk through life with self-respect and confidence. You did nothing wrong to be in the position you are in. Walk with your head held high and present yourself with the respect you deserve. All us healthy people are suffering every day waking up and dragging our asses to jobs we don't want to be at just to earn as much money as you are doing nothing, so although you're not feeling physically well, you are living the dream, money automatically deposited into your bank account every month while the rest of us have to be literal slaves, breaking down our spirits & our bodies & our minds working soul-sucking jobs to barely eke out survival.

PlanchettePhantom@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 93d
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 95d (4 replies)

It's called being a Nepo baby

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 94d

The lottery is also an option, with a similar chance of success.

Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 95d

You could also be a crypto millionaire, same amount of luck required.

mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Or a far right influencer would also fit the bill.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 95d

That's usually not "mysterious", though. They'll tell you.

9point6@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d

Drug dealing: 🙄

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d

Yes that be a dream.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d

That’s just the decoy snail

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 95d

that snail sucks old man dick

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d (2 replies)

A rock themed mysterious income would be fun like not geology or anything bigger just rocks from the ground

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Gold is rocks

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 95d

ya but gold isn't mysterious

you find gold, sell gold, get money, no mystery