Stress reliever

220 points · 41 comments · view on lemmy.world

41 Comments

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 92 pts · 112d (6 replies)

I routinely offer children and babies cigarettes when I see them sucking on a pacifers.

DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 112d (2 replies)

What happens when billionaire pedophiles are sucking on children.. what do you give them?

ignotum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 112d

I give them all my money, they probably had to pay as much as $1 in taxes last year so we all have to pitch in to help those poor souls

leagman1@feddit.org · 4 pts · 112d

Clemency

BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Nothing funnier than a toddler with a cigarette.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 112d

Nothing smoother than a Camel cigarette.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 112d

Good to get them used to early on. Good work!

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 112d

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 64 pts · 112d (7 replies)

Let's say it together OP. "Fucking"

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 112d (1 reply)

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 18 pts · 112d

fucking beautiful

cm0002@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Lol I tried to find the uncensored version, but all the hits wanted me to go to Instagram...

PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 112d

Nah, just don't share it then, this shit is pernicious in the same way "I don't have anything to hide, what's the problem guyz?!" is. Just normalizes the idea that really it isn't a problem.

Ya post plenty of content, this shit can fuckin goooo.

TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 112d

Edit the image to put the fucking back

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 112d

I thought it was faulding

::: spoiler -- /s, wow you are dense to need me to say this explicitly... 🤪 :::

db2@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 112d

Doing that is engagement baiting which you're falling for.

RumAndCreole@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Reminds of raves back in the day

_lilith@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 112d (1 reply)

right? that's to prevent teeth grinding with drugs

Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 112d
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inari@piefed.zip · 24 pts · 112d (1 reply)

First image looks AI generated. Second one may have been taken for the clicks? Doubt anyone is seriously doing this outside of social media

LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 13 pts · 112d

Oh nono, many do this outside of mainstream social media. The question is, is it on the rise?

SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 112d (4 replies)

Thats what we see when we see you smokers. Sucking on the teet of substance dependance.

db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Teet?

Swakkel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Teef?

Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 112d

Tit?

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 112d

Yeah but mine makes cool smoke 👉😎👉

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 112d

Get ready to have fucked up teeth and jaw structure, the same thing it does to kids..

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 112d

Sure, it's odd, but I'd rather that than the lung cancer from cigarettes

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 112d (1 reply)

I find sucking on someone else's nipples to be more authentic and stress relieving.

AHamSandwich@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 112d

Same, but they get pretty pissed off when they wake up and find me in their house.

Skunk@jlai.lu · 14 pts · 112d (2 replies)

A year ago (or 40, hard to say as time flies effin’ fast) someone made that:

https://thefrenchtototte.net/

Bluetooth connected mustache pacifier with choice of taste.

It is a joke, based on discussions on a French twitch stream but the website is nice with some ironic bullshit function you would find on a real e-shop today.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d

This is why we have the Internet.

Reminds me of one of my all time favorites.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 112d

That's a truly sexy website. Somebody knew what they were doing.

DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 112d

Cigarettes are bad, mkay?

JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 112d

Warning! People are doing something a random person on the internet doesn't like.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 8 pts · 112d (2 replies)

You can’t fool me, they just got some chewy molly

Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 112d

That would be the most disgusting thing ever

texture@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d

the two on the left are just ai, but i think youre right about her

Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 112d

Clearly Brooke has never met a raver.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d

Did the early 2000s call or is this fad back again?

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 112d

I found you a present https://youtu.be/dl2PjWkwphc

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 111d

Someone’s never been to a rave up!