c/dadjokes · by thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 77dWhat do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 108 points · 24 comments · view on lemmy.world
24 Comments
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 20 pts · 77d
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea
artifex@piefed.social · 20 pts · 77d
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
vrek@programming.dev · 11 pts · 76d
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no fucking idea.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 76d
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis, in hell ?
Still no god damned fucking idea
titter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
Also if they didn't have legs, it's still idear
titter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 76d
Gotta be a bit redneck on the delivery. "No idear"
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 77d
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh
Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 76d
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want be he won't come.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 76d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
dammit i shoulda read the thread first
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 77d
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
whyrat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 77d
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 76d
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 76d
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 76d
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
RBWells@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
What do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee?
Neal.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
What do you call a cow who's been knighted?
Sir Loin.
HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
No no no.
Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs.
A cow with TWO legs is your mom.
GiveOver@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 76d
Ur mum
Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 76d
What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
De-calfinated
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
doesn't matter it ain't goin nowhere
_aj@piefed.world · 4 pts · 76d
The expressions when I read these out are priceless.
derek@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 77d
What do you call ground beef during a flood?
cornshark@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Hmm.... moorinade??
derek@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 76d
Good guess! But, no. You call 'em Bob.