Two tall guys at work checked to see who was taller. The guy in the much less senior position won out, so I wanted to say "heightmogged by a clearancemaxxing customerservicechad" but then you need to explain to everyone what each of those words mean and why you know them
Just picked up my second medical cannabis prescription - this time prescribed 3 months worth instead of just one, and at an increased dose (I was up to taking 2-3 low strength gummies each day - not economical with the higher strength being only slightly more expensive). It's been great so far. I'm taking it mainly for poor sleep + secondarily for chronic low level depression/anxiety. It HAS helped my sleep dramatically, which has left me feeling way better during the day times - more mellow, peaceful, also more energy and positive mood (probably just because of the better sleep). I'm just taking them at night during the week and it has been A+. I'm also drinking less which is another win.
One of the techs at work is a negger and it's very strange. Well, maybe not quite a negger, but just an odd cat. I went into the kitchen to throw my banana peel out and he says "what, no coffee? Come on Spin...." or I was working with a machine the other day and he just walked past and whispered "omg you broke it".
Most oddly, last week I was cleaning something and it made me gag (it was just mud) and he started goading me on to make me vomit. I had to run away!
Things like this make me so very very glad I'm ASD because this man would have been hit with so many **"What the FUCK"**s he would have fled weeing his stupid little pants.
To play devil's advocate, perhaps he thinks he's being playful? Like, banter or something. At least, that's my experience when I have confronted ex-colleague about the same behaviours. Then again, those types are often very good at feigning ignorance 🤷♀️
On the other hand, it isn't funny if only he is laughing y'know. For something to be genuinely funny, the subject also has to find it funny. Otherwise it's bullying.
for me MONA is a must see although some people are put off by various art pieces.(even to the point of lawsuits). Also the dedicated ferry to and from MONA is more fun and I think you might need to book ahead for some exhibitions
Port Arthur is great. Plan an entire day there, have picnic and take the boat to the Isle of the Dead for an interesting guided tour of the penal colony cemetery.
Some of my favourite food and drink in Hobart:
Bar Wa Izakaya , a super fun Japanese restaurant
Urban Greek, delicious food and great service
Landscape grill for excellent steak
The Den Salamanca, cozy whiskey/cocktail bar to chill out after you hit the market. The food is good as well.
Moto Vecchia cafe, for nice coffee and brekkie. They are super friendly there. It’s just across the river.
Further afield: King Solomons cave in Liena is really cool guided tour and worth the drive. Stop in Mumma Buzz’s Cafe in Deloraine for excellent egg and bacon roll
Cataract Gorge in Launceston is a beautiful bike or walk track
If we take the Spirit, we normally book the overnight trip.
Nah it's the chemtrails, they're evolving and reach ground level now - use protection. Don't bring BOM into this. They ARE responsible for the starfish plague but have nothing to do with the chemtrails honestly.
The eleven-armed starfish or just the regular crown of thorns? Would never have guessed either way. Not sure about chemtrail protection - could easily run out of tinfoil if I keep adding in more criteria.
She was living and working in a very dog-eat-dog world. With the added disadvantage of being female. I'm not surprised at her behaviour, although she had alternatives and didn't take them and must therefore carry the consequences of those decisions. Which I believe she did.
Woah there, that there's an insult to all good hearted, hard-working sluts across the world. Those ladies of the night break their backs and pussies to take care of themselves!
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tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 96d
Two tall guys at work checked to see who was taller. The guy in the much less senior position won out, so I wanted to say "heightmogged by a clearancemaxxing customerservicechad" but then you need to explain to everyone what each of those words mean and why you know them
themaninblack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
You deserve success in life
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 96d
😂
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
you’re cooking
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
I'm upset that I know what that sentence means. It's knowledge I've acquired against my will.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 96d
Just picked up my second medical cannabis prescription - this time prescribed 3 months worth instead of just one, and at an increased dose (I was up to taking 2-3 low strength gummies each day - not economical with the higher strength being only slightly more expensive). It's been great so far. I'm taking it mainly for poor sleep + secondarily for chronic low level depression/anxiety. It HAS helped my sleep dramatically, which has left me feeling way better during the day times - more mellow, peaceful, also more energy and positive mood (probably just because of the better sleep). I'm just taking them at night during the week and it has been A+. I'm also drinking less which is another win.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 96d
all good things 🙂
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 96d
...they are actually going to do that UFC on the lawn thing. jfc - what the actual fuck.
MeanElevator@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Was there every any doubt? That entire administration is a circus.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Yeh.... They've jumped the shark recently. Makes me a bit embarrassed to admit I'm a fan, but it is (in my opinion) a fantastic sport
MeanElevator@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
You can be an MMA fan and not a UFC fan.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
Good point honestly
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 96d
Black hole sun is a hard song to learn but I finally got it. With covers I'm not trying to sound like the original singer which helps.
We also have a stand-off at my place.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
lol the shadow fixation returns.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 96d
One of the techs at work is a negger and it's very strange. Well, maybe not quite a negger, but just an odd cat. I went into the kitchen to throw my banana peel out and he says "what, no coffee? Come on Spin...." or I was working with a machine the other day and he just walked past and whispered "omg you broke it".
Most oddly, last week I was cleaning something and it made me gag (it was just mud) and he started goading me on to make me vomit. I had to run away!
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 96d
Either ZERO people skills or actively hostile. That's not odd, that's diagnosable. And creepy.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 96d
Things like this make me so very very glad I'm ASD because this man would have been hit with so many **"What the FUCK"**s he would have fled weeing his stupid little pants.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 96d
confront directly about the negging
it could be a bad habit or he could be a dick
StudChud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 96d
To play devil's advocate, perhaps he thinks he's being playful? Like, banter or something. At least, that's my experience when I have confronted ex-colleague about the same behaviours. Then again, those types are often very good at feigning ignorance 🤷♀️
On the other hand, it isn't funny if only he is laughing y'know. For something to be genuinely funny, the subject also has to find it funny. Otherwise it's bullying.
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Sounds like an obnoxious dick who will pretend he was only trying to be funny if confronted. Is he doing this to other people or just you?
bacon@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 96d
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Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Chemtrails protection please
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
🧠
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Instructions unclear, ate my colleagues brain. Tasted good - quite fatty.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
A bowl of baked beans and some thick buttered toast please chef.
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
🫘🥣
🍞🧈
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Much appreciated thanks chef.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
A pretzel stuffed with... something, please chef.
bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
🥨🧀
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Thank you!
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
I'll have what Force is having please.
bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
🧠
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 96d
Any recommendations for Tasmania in Nov/Dec in a campervan? Looking at Mona, a whiskey tour and Wine Glass Bay.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 96d
Hobart :
for me MONA is a must see although some people are put off by various art pieces.(even to the point of lawsuits). Also the dedicated ferry to and from MONA is more fun and I think you might need to book ahead for some exhibitions
Port Arthur is great. Plan an entire day there, have picnic and take the boat to the Isle of the Dead for an interesting guided tour of the penal colony cemetery.
Some of my favourite food and drink in Hobart:
Bar Wa Izakaya , a super fun Japanese restaurant
Urban Greek, delicious food and great service
Landscape grill for excellent steak
The Den Salamanca, cozy whiskey/cocktail bar to chill out after you hit the market. The food is good as well.
Moto Vecchia cafe, for nice coffee and brekkie. They are super friendly there. It’s just across the river.
Further afield: King Solomons cave in Liena is really cool guided tour and worth the drive. Stop in Mumma Buzz’s Cafe in Deloraine for excellent egg and bacon roll
Cataract Gorge in Launceston is a beautiful bike or walk track
If we take the Spirit, we normally book the overnight trip.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Respect your detailed review 👌👌
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Thanks Force.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Port Arthur is pretty interesting if you've never been and there's an animal sanctuary not far from there too.
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
The Botanical Gardens. The Japanese garden is exquisite.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
there are some pretty nice forest lands /parks
museums and zoos
beaches of course
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
More fog. Getting bored with this. I blame the BOM.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Nah it's the chemtrails, they're evolving and reach ground level now - use protection. Don't bring BOM into this. They ARE responsible for the starfish plague but have nothing to do with the chemtrails honestly.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
The eleven-armed starfish or just the regular crown of thorns? Would never have guessed either way. Not sure about chemtrail protection - could easily run out of tinfoil if I keep adding in more criteria.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 96d
All the starfish problems in the world are because of BOM
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
All. Of. Them.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Even these?
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
All. Of. Them.
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
Correct
PeelerSheila@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
I love fog. It makes everything mysterious and beautiful.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Listening to a reading of a biography of Martha Stewart. I had no idea she was such an awful person.
at the same time she herself was a hard worker and mostly honest, she only went to prison a little bit
the closest example in fiction would be Flick in the movie Election. Conniving and exploitative and treacherous.
TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
She was living and working in a very dog-eat-dog world. With the added disadvantage of being female. I'm not surprised at her behaviour, although she had alternatives and didn't take them and must therefore carry the consequences of those decisions. Which I believe she did.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
You don't knowingly keep selling bum shares to your friends, take huge commissions, and then let your friends go broke
you don't verbally and physically abuse husband and daughter
you don't catch the clap on your honeymoon with someone else because you are mean slut and want to torment your new husband
StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Woah there, that there's an insult to all good hearted, hard-working sluts across the world. Those ladies of the night break their backs and pussies to take care of themselves!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
😂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d
a slut is not a prostitute, not even someone who is promiscuous, which is also ok
prostitutes are ok
also, the main point is she was mean, going off with another man in front of her new husband to ne mean, then coming back with the clap
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Zomg wut.
StudChud@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
😂😂😂
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
she's a psychopath 🤷♀️
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
I'm practically in tears for her husband.
he suffered cancer in his leg and faced amputation, she mocked him and his illness to friends and family
tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 96d
Came back from lunch and it smells like someone opened some boot polish in here. I think I'll go work upstairs the rest of the day
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
nice scooter
Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
Good morning sunshiney daffodil
Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 96d
yes, I was up to have breakfast, look after cats and clean the kitchen and the cat room .🙂🌞
but still recovering from allergy crisis ( that was horrible 😿 ) , sleep cycle still in disarray, need moar sleep