A stroke. Leave him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible misery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he's become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he's not relevant anymore.
"Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherishāevery babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears."
God that would turn me on so much. Him in a vegetative state where he was still watch TV and see just how much the world celebrates his decline. Watching as people crowd the streets cheering, dancing, chanting and shouting in celebration and he just gets to lay there and watch. Even Fox News is broadcasting it, calling it a disgusting act by the left but he still has to lay there and watch it unfold.
That's not enough. Make him unable to speak, unable to even move a finger to communicate, unable to blink. And then make him immortal, but let his body continue to decay. Let every nerve in his body signal the most exquisite pain possible. And let him never pass out. Let his exhaustion be impossibly immense, yet let him never have a single moment of rest or peace. I don't want him to go to Hell. I want Hell to come to him.
Thing is he has a higher chance of dying immediately after the stroke than someone who's healthier than him. Or should I say, he has a lower chance of surviving and becoming said vegetable.
With that said, I hope whatever happens to him is made public to a humiliating degree, is something that slowly and painfully kills him so he has to live with agony that doesn't even come close to the agony he's inflicted on others, and that he is conscious enough to know he can't do a damn thing about it.
Yeah...... Him claiming to be 6'3 and 215lb is hilariously insecure. That would make him roughly 30 pounds heavier and an inch taller than Justin Trudeau.
I'm 6'1" and 250 lbs and in way better shape than him. It is physically impossible for someone with a body like him to weigh 215 and be 6'3", he's either lying about his height, his weight, or both (it's definitely both). I'd guess he's probably like 5'8" and 300 lbs.
He's still a pretty big dude compared to the average person. You can take a look at pictures of him next to Trudeau, and he only looks a couple inches shorter than him. I'd say he's prob around 6ft with some help from his lifted shoes, but he's definitely pushing 300lbs.
I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation, specializing in orthotics and prosthetics. I often have to build lifts into shoes to accommodate people with limb length discrepancies. He definitely wears lifted shoes, but the most you can really hide without making it very noticeable is about an inch, maybe an inch and a half.
With the type of dress shoe he wears and with his age, there's no way he'd be able to manage a 3" heel lift. If I were to guess, he's prob got a 3/4 to a 1" lift in his shoes. Which would be more than enough to create an anterior pelvic tilt.
I did not.
Edit: Apparently I should clarify that I used to have very little fat at 200 lbs and I'm way larger now at 260. The fat I've gathered these past 15 years is taking up way more space than muscles would've done.
Only three weeks after his āunscheduled ādentistā visitā.
In January, Trump told theĀ Wall Street JournalĀ that he'd tried using compression socks to help treat the issue [his cankles] but stopped because he "didn't like them."
Trump has made some unusual medical choices in the past. Most notable is his use of aspirin. Trump takesĀ 325 milligrams of aspirinĀ every day, according to theĀ Daily Beast. That's four times the doctor-recommended dosage.
When asked why, Trump said it was because aspirin was āgood for thinning out the blood, and I donāt want thick blood pouring through my heart."
"I'm so good at annual exams that they actually want me to do them more than once a year. They say I'm the best annual exam taker and they always learn something interesting when they do the tests with the things" - Trump probably
Trump undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another 7 months.
First his chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer eyedrops, painkillers and a vocal chord scraping. The whole ordeal leaves Trump twisted and disoriented.
They thought there was an alien in the forest. Turns out it was Mr. Burns who did his medical treatments (quoted above) and he would be high as a kite wondering through the forest at night and the glow is from working at the nuclear plant for so long.
Shall we place bets on when he will no longer be in office, for any cause - illness, death, expulsion, whatever.
My prediction is gone at least by the end of March 2027, maybe Feb. I think in the case of expulsion (or forced 'resignation') --which requires the repubs to choose since dems don't have enough power, that would be the date they would wait for. After the midterms and swearing in of the new congress. It can't be earlier than that if they (Thiel, etc) want Vance to qualify for 2 more full terms after this partial one.
If forced out by health reasons it's a lot harder to predict. Usually with these types the sheer evil force is enough to keep the heart pumping longer than the average mortal, even if the brain withers away. But like everyone else here, I check the headlines with fingers crossed each morning.
If Democrats win control of the House, then it will happen earlier, because once the VP becomes President, the VP position becomes vacant, and can only be filled if both houses of Congress approve. And Democrats would likely use the "McConnell doctrine" to sit on any appointment made by President Vance and not act on it.
That would effectively give Democrats an extra half vote in the Senate, because there would be no VP to break ties. And the next Democratic House Speaker would be next in line if, somehow, President Vance also leaves office.
So, once the returns are in (with good news for Democrats), if the plan was to shove Trump to the side it will happen before the new House takes over, while Republicans can still pick a new VP.
Ooh, interesting angle. Though I'm not confident Dems would muster up enough spine to do that (or that some wouldn't break away and vote with repubs), but yeah, repubs probably wouldn't want to take that chance.
No, they definitely would sit on the appointment if it's someone dumb.
They might take what they think is the "middle ground" and let a "compromise candidate" through. But I hope they remember that Merrick Garland was the "compromise candidate", and Mitch and Lindsey still shit all over that pick.
You seem more optimistic than I am about any form of short trump term. I'd wager the Teflon don ducks the presidency in disgrace when it's over, Dems win a single election cycle or two, then we're right back to the m'biden fancy mustard bullshit and have another Republican within a decade. During this time, the oligarch funded Republican spin machine will be in full drive. They will institute managed democracy at the direction of oligarchs. The yokels in the country eat it up, rinse and repeat.
I've seen it over and over. Not only does shit hole US&A not have the ability to reign in the oligarchs, it holds no power to punish the political class. I'm stoked more progressive candidates are running and polling well, but this cycle is a played out story imo. We'll end up with centrist aipac approved Dems in federal office.
They and the repubes will continue to fuck middle poors and everyone in society generally. They'll "just miss" key votes that enrich the epstien class at the expense of education / social security / anything they can claw back. The supreme court is set for a while - that backstop will ensure no significant leftward shift in US politics.
If they find something iffy what's actually going to happen though ? I assume it must be something like his heart etc that he would have an interest on maintaining. if it's his brain that's going, I doubt he would want to admit that and go back for further checks.
Iād bet they actually arenāt telling him everything thatās wrong. My MIL has vascular dementia and Iām fairly certain they donāt completely explain everything thatās amiss. My FIL knows but I donāt think she does.
Iād imagine itās similar with Trumpās staff, handlers, family members, whoever is in control of such things.
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kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 77d
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 77d
The best time for a major cardiovascular event was 30 years ago. The second best time is today. š
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 77d
An aneurysm would also be good.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 76d
Won't anyone save us from this meddling priest!?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 98 pts · 77d
A stroke. Leave him in a semi-vegetative state but keep his mind as aware as possible. I want him to live a long life after that, in the worst possible misery: that of being a prisoner of your own body. I want him aware when the world celebrates that he's become a bedridden monster that nobody wants near and everyone fights to keep away because he's not relevant anymore.
51dusty@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 77d
darvocet@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 77d
This is delicious. What is this from?
ripcord@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 76d
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, S2E12Edit: I was wrong, it's the other one
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
don't lie dude. take your edit out.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 76d
Princess Bride
darvocet@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 76d
Ty!
ragepaw@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 77d
I wish locked-in syndrome for him
Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 77d
That leaves room for pity. Not optimal.
ragepaw@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 77d
Fuck that.
Locked in with only a TV to keep him company with Kimmel and Colbert on a loop.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 77d
Nothing but Obama interviews.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 1 pts · 76d
Nothing but crowds cheering for Obama and AOC, Biden, ... all the people he despises. Standing ovations even!
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 76d
You guys mistake, he isn't tortured by his thoughts or his memories. He loves himself. I bet he'd love to be locked within himself.
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 77d
God that would turn me on so much. Him in a vegetative state where he was still watch TV and see just how much the world celebrates his decline. Watching as people crowd the streets cheering, dancing, chanting and shouting in celebration and he just gets to lay there and watch. Even Fox News is broadcasting it, calling it a disgusting act by the left but he still has to lay there and watch it unfold.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 76d
Turn you on? You might need the bed next to him in the hospital.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 77d
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 77d
All he can do is lay there and watch tv. The kind nurse turns on MS.NOW so he can watch it all day. Every day.
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 77d
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 76d
We could crowd fund a new show for him where he laughs at him with his guests, everyone talking about how much better Obama was as a president.
z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 77d
That's not enough. Make him unable to speak, unable to even move a finger to communicate, unable to blink. And then make him immortal, but let his body continue to decay. Let every nerve in his body signal the most exquisite pain possible. And let him never pass out. Let his exhaustion be impossibly immense, yet let him never have a single moment of rest or peace. I don't want him to go to Hell. I want Hell to come to him.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
Uh
danekrae@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 77d
"Look at me Hector!"
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 76d
What about ALS? Hard to believe that I'd wish that nightmare of a disease on someone, yet here we are...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
having seen it firsthand, no.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 74d
I dunno, spinal osteosarcoma or pancreatic cancer would be fine too.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
Thing is he has a higher chance of dying immediately after the stroke than someone who's healthier than him. Or should I say, he has a lower chance of surviving and becoming said vegetable.
With that said, I hope whatever happens to him is made public to a humiliating degree, is something that slowly and painfully kills him so he has to live with agony that doesn't even come close to the agony he's inflicted on others, and that he is conscious enough to know he can't do a damn thing about it.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
probably the only prison he has a likelihood of ever seeing.
Triumph@fedia.io · 44 pts · 77d
I weigh 220 and I'm 5'9" and I'm not nearly as massive as that fucker.
Hes got to be 320 at best.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 40 pts · 77d
Yeah...... Him claiming to be 6'3 and 215lb is hilariously insecure. That would make him roughly 30 pounds heavier and an inch taller than Justin Trudeau.
orclev@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 77d
I'm 6'1" and 250 lbs and in way better shape than him. It is physically impossible for someone with a body like him to weigh 215 and be 6'3", he's either lying about his height, his weight, or both (it's definitely both). I'd guess he's probably like 5'8" and 300 lbs.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 77d
He's still a pretty big dude compared to the average person. You can take a look at pictures of him next to Trudeau, and he only looks a couple inches shorter than him. I'd say he's prob around 6ft with some help from his lifted shoes, but he's definitely pushing 300lbs.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 76d
He's the same height as Obama and Obama is 6 foot.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 77d
He wears shoes that add 3 inches to his height. Itās why heās alway hunched forward. (Theyāre basically concealed platform heels.)
Just sayingā¦. Heās even shorter than we guess.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 76d
I work in orthopedics and rehabilitation, specializing in orthotics and prosthetics. I often have to build lifts into shoes to accommodate people with limb length discrepancies. He definitely wears lifted shoes, but the most you can really hide without making it very noticeable is about an inch, maybe an inch and a half.
With the type of dress shoe he wears and with his age, there's no way he'd be able to manage a 3" heel lift. If I were to guess, he's prob got a 3/4 to a 1" lift in his shoes. Which would be more than enough to create an anterior pelvic tilt.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 76d
The hunched over thing can also be a symptom of dementia
FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 76d
That's hilarious
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 77d
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 77d
I am 6ā4ā @ 190lbs, Iāve never believed for one fucking second that he was only 30lbs heavier and an inch shorter than I am.
dracc@discuss.tchncs.de · -2 pts · 77d
I'm almost 260 at 6'3" and can believe he's 220. Fat is not near as dense as muscles.
Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 77d
Because that's all muscle? What, is he doing several hundred sit-ups a day to develop those massive muscular abs?
dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 77d
You should re-read the comment you are replying to
dracc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 76d
I'm not sure how or why you came to that conclusion - I'm arguing he's the polar opposite. A blob of fat, barely able to walk.
Triumph@fedia.io · 2 pts · 76d
Maybe you meant "can't" instead of "can"?
dracc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 76d
I did not. Edit: Apparently I should clarify that I used to have very little fat at 200 lbs and I'm way larger now at 260. The fat I've gathered these past 15 years is taking up way more space than muscles would've done.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
ab. he doesn't have plural
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 77d
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 77d
Only three weeks after his āunscheduled ādentistā visitā.
Maladius@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 76d
"I'm so good at annual exams that they actually want me to do them more than once a year. They say I'm the best annual exam taker and they always learn something interesting when they do the tests with the things" - Trump probably
billwashere@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
I hate how plausible this sounds.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 76d
Trump undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another 7 months.
First his chiropractors perform a slight spinal adjustment. Then a team of doctors administer eyedrops, painkillers and a vocal chord scraping. The whole ordeal leaves Trump twisted and disoriented.
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 76d
TIL DT is Mr. Burns
meathorse@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 76d
It's an alien, kill it, kill it!
Stop, it's not an alien, it's DT
Aww, it's DT... KILL IT!! KILL IT!!
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
I bring you
lovehateelucubra@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 76d
why defak is chiropractic being included in a phrase about medical treatments?
MrEff@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 76d
This is a simpsons reference.
They thought there was an alien in the forest. Turns out it was Mr. Burns who did his medical treatments (quoted above) and he would be high as a kite wondering through the forest at night and the glow is from working at the nuclear plant for so long.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
So Mr. Burns is the mothmanā¦ makes sense.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 76d
Trump reduced the time you have to wait between annual exams by 600%.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 77d
Excited for 10,000 posts by online EMTs ready to announce how many more days Trump has left to live
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 77d
Anything more than "tomorrow" is too long.
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 77d
If I were a betting man, I'd say by Labor Day. If he lives to see the midterms, the election results might kill him.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 77d
I read the headline as "routine anal medical examination" at first.
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 77d
Well, he's a giant ass, so you're not wrong
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 77d
An extra stitch in the anous
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 76d
"Testosterone levels this high are usually only seen amongst rapists," Dr Oz continued.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 76d
Lies and more lies
leadore@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 76d
Shall we place bets on when he will no longer be in office, for any cause - illness, death, expulsion, whatever.
My prediction is gone at least by the end of March 2027, maybe Feb. I think in the case of expulsion (or forced 'resignation') --which requires the repubs to choose since dems don't have enough power, that would be the date they would wait for. After the midterms and swearing in of the new congress. It can't be earlier than that if they (Thiel, etc) want Vance to qualify for 2 more full terms after this partial one.
If forced out by health reasons it's a lot harder to predict. Usually with these types the sheer evil force is enough to keep the heart pumping longer than the average mortal, even if the brain withers away. But like everyone else here, I check the headlines with fingers crossed each morning.
dhork@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
If Democrats win control of the House, then it will happen earlier, because once the VP becomes President, the VP position becomes vacant, and can only be filled if both houses of Congress approve. And Democrats would likely use the "McConnell doctrine" to sit on any appointment made by President Vance and not act on it.
That would effectively give Democrats an extra half vote in the Senate, because there would be no VP to break ties. And the next Democratic House Speaker would be next in line if, somehow, President Vance also leaves office.
So, once the returns are in (with good news for Democrats), if the plan was to shove Trump to the side it will happen before the new House takes over, while Republicans can still pick a new VP.
leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Ooh, interesting angle. Though I'm not confident Dems would muster up enough spine to do that (or that some wouldn't break away and vote with repubs), but yeah, repubs probably wouldn't want to take that chance.
dhork@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
No, they definitely would sit on the appointment if it's someone dumb.
They might take what they think is the "middle ground" and let a "compromise candidate" through. But I hope they remember that Merrick Garland was the "compromise candidate", and Mitch and Lindsey still shit all over that pick.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 76d
You seem more optimistic than I am about any form of short trump term. I'd wager the Teflon don ducks the presidency in disgrace when it's over, Dems win a single election cycle or two, then we're right back to the m'biden fancy mustard bullshit and have another Republican within a decade. During this time, the oligarch funded Republican spin machine will be in full drive. They will institute managed democracy at the direction of oligarchs. The yokels in the country eat it up, rinse and repeat.
I've seen it over and over. Not only does shit hole US&A not have the ability to reign in the oligarchs, it holds no power to punish the political class. I'm stoked more progressive candidates are running and polling well, but this cycle is a played out story imo. We'll end up with centrist aipac approved Dems in federal office.
They and the repubes will continue to fuck middle poors and everyone in society generally. They'll "just miss" key votes that enrich the epstien class at the expense of education / social security / anything they can claw back. The supreme court is set for a while - that backstop will ensure no significant leftward shift in US politics.
leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
OK ... but my post was only about predicting when Mangolini will no longer be POTUS.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 76d
It's true I went off the deep end. Sorry for unloading. I've got my doubts about dumpf dying in office, but I hope I'm wrong.
leadore@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
It's hard to resist. :)
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 76d
If they find something iffy what's actually going to happen though ? I assume it must be something like his heart etc that he would have an interest on maintaining. if it's his brain that's going, I doubt he would want to admit that and go back for further checks.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
Iād bet they actually arenāt telling him everything thatās wrong. My MIL has vascular dementia and Iām fairly certain they donāt completely explain everything thatās amiss. My FIL knows but I donāt think she does.
Iād imagine itās similar with Trumpās staff, handlers, family members, whoever is in control of such things.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 76d
::: spoiler do you want a real answer or a joke answer? because this is the real answer
:::
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 77d
I have the best calendars
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
I originally read that as anal exam and I wanted to bleach my eyes at the thought
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 76d
Same, but my reaction was happy to imagine him getting penetrated
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 76d
he happy too
Slashme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 74d
Jeez. Metastasize already.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 77d
I thought I read .... Routine Anal Medical Exam