MrVilliam

u/MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
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If you're nice to people, they tend to do stuff for you. Like, you could watch somebody's dog while they're away on vacation, even if they're gay, and then maybe they help you move, saving you money on paying movers to help you. Maybe a first actual friendship could blossom.

I say this mostly jokingly, but I literally get offered free stuff like half the time I go out because I put in the effort to connect on a personal level with service workers. Because they're people. And it's really depressing that what that really means is that I'm probably their favorite customer that week and not just the average guest. People should be nicer.

Literal evidence of chilling free speech. He is self censoring in response to threats of legal consequences by the government. It's the easiest, slam dunk court win on infringing on constitutional rights, but this executive branch and these judges are so extremist that it's still not a guaranteed win. This election really could be the last chance to reclaim some semblance of freedom.

I've been seeing ads like "don't believe the propaganda about data centers. They add important jobs, bring tax revenue, they don't pollute as much as people say and they're actually pretty quiet" and I'm like, oh cool, so you can just straight up fucking lie in political ads now. Real cool world we have here.

Nobody with a grad degree in microbiology or biochemistry could possibly both earn that degree legitimately and still not believe germ theory and basic preventive measures to spreading infections and diseases, like washing your hands with soap.

She must be a stinky motherfucker to not use soap in the shower. Does she also not use soap on her dirty dishes? How about laundry? The carwash? The effectiveness of soap is like fucking BIO101. Inexcusable. Tell her that this stranger on the internet says she's a fucking moron who needs to set her degree on fire and go apologize to the nearest tree for wasting so much oxygen on her stupid fucking excuse for a brain. Goddamn, I hate people.

on Don't act so shocked · c/memes · 3 pts · 4d

Well, let's not politicize this politically motivated action that it's my job as a politician to politicize in order to enact legislation to politically control. Let's just go home, pray, and fingerbang our barely legal boyfriends that we all have in our cages in the second den of our second homes. God has a plan, and it is unchristian to question God or attempt to delude ourselves into thinking that we know better. Shame on you.

Ironically, my break from these truths lately has been playing MGS∆ and watching Game Grumps play MGS1 while the events of MGS2 and 4 have been playing out in real time.

I guess I just don't understand the end goal here for them. Like yeah, total control. And then what? Do what with it? If you're already a billionaire in a system that caters to you as though you're a god among men, then what more could you possibly even imagine gaining? Whether we're talking about tech CEOs or insider trading politicians or whatever, they already have it all, so why go scorched earth to shake things up and risk losing what they have for basically the same level of having everything? The ground floor agents will definitely not be reaping the benefits, but I can understand the temptation of maybe being invited up into the inner circle, so I see why they could be tricked into executing the plan. They don't yet see that the boot they lick will stomp them too.

on Elon solves chess · c/microblogmemes · 33 pts · 7d

Man with no friends doesn't understand the point of playing a game beyond "solving" and "winning" the game. I wonder why he has no friends.

Or, and maybe this is crazy, "young dumb kids" should never have a gun in their hands in the first place. Maybe this take is crazy too, but you shouldn't be pointing guns at anybody you aren't intending to kill. They're not toys. They're not a rite of passage. They're not even tools as others (my past self included) would claim. They're killing machines. They wound, they maim, they kill. That is their function.

If a person cannot sit through boring classes and pass written tests and practical tests, then that person should not have a gun available to them. Anybody's misunderstanding of the second amendment is invalid here as that clearly points to being in support of a well-regulated militia, i.e. state national guard, so my argument is actually quite charitable in allowing ordinary private citizens access to guns at all.

And yes, I own a few guns myself. I took classes and trained with them. I store them responsibly. Because that's the bare fucking minimum.