lulz

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darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 27 pts · 1d

He's definitely compensating for something.

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1d (13 replies)

His actual real name is boring as fuck. James David.

fake@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d (12 replies)

No offense to non-couch fucking James', but I think we need to start calling him James instead of JD.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1d (5 replies)

I've been doing that for a while. It is his name assigned at birth, after all. I also wish a reporter would call him that at a press conference, so when he corrects them they can call him out about his 'preferred pronoun'.

Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 20h (2 replies)

JD Vance's birthname is actually James Donald Bowman. When he was 6, her mother remarried and they changed their name to James David Hamel. Since his mother divorced again (this woman married a lot of times), JD changed their last name to Vance in 2013.

Source: https://apnews.com/article/election-2024-republicans-vice-president-vance-name-359c3d1361c94f5d2d1e9798b7854477

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 3 pts · 19h (1 reply)

Kamala should have called him James Bowman and asked him why he can change his name, but why JD believes a transperson shouldn't be able to.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 4h

There's a lot of things she should have, and should not have done.

GreenBeard@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 8h (1 reply)

One of my oldest friends has been "JD" for longer than this guy. Judge not a man by the idiots with the same name, but by the content of their character.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 5h

I reckon people can identify themselves however they want to. James Vance believes otherwise, except for himself.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d

Vice President Jimmy with the face meme

invisible@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

We should call him "Jimmy Dee" with a southern drawl.

fake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d

Still not dorky enough, has to be the full Jaaaames.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d (2 replies)

I call a cool fellow at work JD, his initials. When I realized what I was saying, I got sad because I liked that nickname for him. It was endearing for a while

fake@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d

Don't let James ruin JD for everyone.

Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 21h

og jd is from scrubs for me. so james can't ruin it

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Used-car-salesman-ass name

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1d

"Come on down to Jorkin Depeanis's used car and jet ski bonanza!"

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1d (4 replies)

On the couch

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d (3 replies)

On the To the couch. FTFY

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Rule number 1, we don't talk about Jorkin DePeanis

huppakee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

And definitely not Jorkin De Coaoch

MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d

On the To the With the couch. FTFY

Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 21h

LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub · 5 pts · 1d

Joaquin de Peanitz

aceshigh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2h

So it not Just Dance Vance?