I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.
Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.
I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.
I'd more go for, "Fuck! Dragons?" because it's silly to hate dragons but if there are dragons involved, it's probably not going to go well for some lame little 2m tall doofus with a magic stick.
19 Comments
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 89d
Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They're all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?
fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 89d
I'm yet to either play or GM any TTRPG that doesn't turn into a hot mess (usually in the best sense of the word) the moment the players are in-between major story arcs and are given a bit more freedom than usual.
Also an interestingly high level of overlap with the poly community.
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 6 pts · 89d
Just cause they have the charisma to actually get laid doesn't mean they are any hornier than the rest of you.
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 89d
I'd go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.
...I wanna play that now.
teft@piefed.social · 23 pts · 89d
BG3 lets you bang a mind flayer. My bard found out on my first playthrough because i was just bardmaxxing.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 89d
Wait really? Shit. I wonder what that looks like… you know, for science.
fonix232@fedia.io · 17 pts · 89d
Imagine if you combined Japanese tentacle porn with a Lovecraft story.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 89d
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 89d
So, a Wednesday?
MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 88d
I don't think I've seen that version of the Addams Family
fonix232@fedia.io · 1 pts · 89d
It's more of a Thursday morning anti-hangover cure IMO
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 89d
Taking care of future you. Love it!
teft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 89d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJ3hNz9kBs
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 89d
I'd more go for, "Fuck! Dragons?" because it's silly to hate dragons but if there are dragons involved, it's probably not going to go well for some lame little 2m tall doofus with a magic stick.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
Titles are hard. Yours is better.
Archpawn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 88d
Fantasy hero: Slay the dragon
Donkey: Lay the dragon
Minecraft speedrunner: Yes
M137@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 88d
You're*
How is it so hard to get right?
osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 88d
Your just jealous
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 89d
OP walking around calling things peggable. Must be a trans man whose dragon eggs haven't dropped yet.