::: spoiler transcript Tweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me :::
flexible mason's rule made of lead
21 Comments
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 148 pts · 82d
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 80 pts · 82d
Deadass murdered her own kid. Stone cold.
Unleaded8163@fedia.io · 34 pts · 82d
While supporting her sexuality no less.
notabot@piefed.social · 28 pts · 82d
And in the middle of the store too! Absolutely savage behaviour.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 82d
That wound will never fully heal, she will carry it for the rest of her life
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 82d
Lesbian… candle?
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 69 pts · 82d
i'm assuming something kinda like this
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 24 pts · 82d
Mango Peach Salsa pride
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 82d
Mexican salsa yes! 🪇
chrislowles@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 81d
RIP Harambe
morto@piefed.social · 37 pts · 82d
Consumerism disguised as supporting your community
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 82d
Maybe it's just because I'm a crude, clueless older male, but I'm envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end — much like a double-ended... uhm... adult toy.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 82d
The candle is my life.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 82d
“I need the candle to make things official, mom. I’ve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!”
lime@feddit.nu · 20 pts · 82d
gotta stop saying no homo
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 82d
Owned
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 82d
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 82d
Deep (toxic) cut, kudos.
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 81d
hehe. if you thought lead was toxic, in a textbook we have from the 1970s about hand drafting and sketching, on the very same page lesbian rules are mentioned it notes the following:
we also have a couple masonry textbooks, and lesbian rules in masonry applications look to be very antiquated, at least from a quick peek at them, sadly.
then again we did yuri with another girl irl on a brick construction site recently! perhaps the true lesbian rules were the girls and fembys we kissed along the way
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 81d
fair cop
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 81d
Lesbians aren't super flexible. None of the ones I've hit on were willing to sleep with a man.