crow rule

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TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 94d (4 replies)

What about two crows?

yabai@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 94d

That's accessory to a murder!

orenj@leminal.space · 16 pts · 94d

Careful, two crows are nice but its a slippery slope. Once you add a third, they've gotta perch down your arms and before you know it you've got a murder on your hands.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 94d

I’ll trade you a garbage goober for them?

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

If I had two crows, I would probably put out an eye and hang myself in excitement!

Winter_Oven@piefed.social · 19 pts · 94d (3 replies)

What about a raven?

fartographer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 94d

That's so Raven

tdawg@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 93d

If you can convince a raven to sit on your shoulder then the sun will set forevermore and the goths will hail you as the ruler of eternal night

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 93d

Sure but then you've got to become a beefeater

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 94d

Based and corvid-pilled.

SystemDisc@feddit.org · 8 pts · 93d (2 replies)

But how do I get a crow friend?

chunes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 93d (1 reply)

They love peanuts. Make sure they're unsalted.

Make a routine. Same time, same place every day. Try to pick an open area so they can see any potential predators. Before you feed them, make a unique sound like a click or whistle. Avoid eye contact until they're comfortable with you. At first, toss peanuts from a distance to avoid spooking them. Let them set the pace. You'll have a crow buddy before you know it.

SystemDisc@feddit.org · 4 pts · 93d

Thanks! I’ll be back in a month with my new crow buddy

johsny@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 94d

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 93d

What about a pigeon, painted black? Much cheaper.

moseschrute@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d

My friend recently approached someone wearing a crow at a concert we were at. It’s started as “this person could be interesting” and ended as “that was a really strange person”.

sirico@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d

Jackdaw crew

tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 93d

tho they are very smart , birds don't posses the necessary hardware to hold on to their shit !

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d

I love it, but does it come in raven?