c/lemmyshitpost · by captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works · 68dHow could I prepare for this market scenario? 313 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 106 pts · 68d
Do this:
Hope this helps!
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 67d
Just don't pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 67d
A barrel roll!
Kraiden@piefed.social · 41 pts · 68d
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 67d
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there's no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we'll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos...
sunrisepirate@piefed.social · 33 pts · 67d
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 67d
"It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system."
amda@feddit.nl · 26 pts · 67d
You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here... the pattern is so ovious
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 67d
When time is being manipulated and it's not you doing it... a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 68d
And don't say "turn your piss into gold" because it's sold out already.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 68d
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 67d
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 68d
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 67d
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
nehal3m@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 67d
Short yesterday
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 68d
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
r00ty@kbin.life · 11 pts · 68d
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don't. Use it as a trigger to know you're dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 67d
It's doing a loopity-loop, it's time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
mumblerfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 68d
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 3 pts · 67d
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
Zkuld@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 67d
stonks
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Inverse back-testing
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 67d
Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?
Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 67d
If you can reverse time like this, you'll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 67d
I'm a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.