cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47535678
Also known as "The Book of Lies'
White House releases report of Trump's physical exam
https://abcnews.com/Politics/white-house-releases-report-trumps-physical-exam/story?id=133440907
https://abcnews.com/Politics/white-house-releases-report-trumps-physical-exam/story?id=133440907
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47535678
Also known as "The Book of Lies'
26 Comments
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 71 pts · 109d
Let me guess: he aced it?
That demented fatso will die in perfect health. Which, ya know, is fine by me, if he could just hurry it up already...
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 109d
Buffalox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d
No dead guy ever was in better health. 🤣
grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 109d
King Narcissus Poopy Pants is the finest human specimen EVER!!!
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 68 pts · 109d
I don’t believe anything coming out of this administration.
iamthetot@piefed.ca · 30 pts · 109d
The White House could release an official statement saying the sky is blue and I'd doubt it.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
The sun is beautiful. It's fine outside. Come outside and look at the beautiful sun.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 108d
I'll believe him when he said he's taken the most amount of cognitive tests of any president. He apparently didn't realize that this wasn't a thing to brag about.
Sheldan@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 109d
When is the marathon coming if he is in such perfect health
comrade_twisty@feddit.org · 25 pts · 109d
Let him do a cage match on his desecrated white house frontyard. Preferably against a black woman so he gets the maximum humiliation.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d
I know it isn't their "sport," but that would make it that much funnier if Serena or Venus Williams were to kick his demented ass. One of them played a championship while pregnant, so I'm sure they could handle him easily.
Sport in quotes as I consider WWE to be physically demanding, but entertainment, not an actual sport.
Mihies@programming.dev · 3 pts · 109d
After he returns from a space trip around the moon on a new Glen rocket.
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 108d
The fact that they're desperate to prove that he's not in poor health really makes me believe he is in poor health.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 108d
Normal people never take a dementia test. This motherfucker takes it three times a year.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 107d
Let's see him draw a clock. Live on TV. Own the libs.
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 107d
Maybe he asked for more because he didn't understand and he thought it was so great as an adult to point out animals and remember a few words. Course I think the actual cause ... That doctors need updates on his progress into his decline.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 109d
They admitted the doctor advised him on weight loss, so is he perfectly healthy or is he overweight?
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 109d
No no no, the doctor asked Trump for advice on how to shed some poundage for beach season
Goun@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 109d
The doctor said wow
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Sir
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 108d
Just die already
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 109d
Close enough?
frongt@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 109d
Where, in the white house freezer?
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
He has the body of someone who swallowed a 20 something year old body builder.
MartianRecon@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 107d
What's everyone have on ice for when this traitor-pedophile finally goes to hell?
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 107d
Let's see his BMI. I think I'm the same height and weight as recorded on his public chart, and I do not look like that.