You can watch yourself being born.

Going through my family's photo album... with every moment being recorded in this surveillance hellscape there will be a generation of people who can watch themselves being born, or conceived--in SD, HD, 4k or 8k. Add audio too: mono or stereo? Surround sound? If that's not time-travel I don't know what is.

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Agrivar@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 84d

If that's not time-travel I don't know what is.

You don't know what time-travel is.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 84d (5 replies)

Who would wanna see that though 🤔

CMDR_Horn@piefed.world · 5 pts · 84d (3 replies)

A percentage. Not sure what percentage, but certainly A percentage.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d

Rule 34 🤷🏻‍♂️

teft@piefed.social · 1 pts · 84d (1 reply)

The percentage of people who want to see their moms vag and watch a live birth is near zero.

TheRedSpade@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 84d

Which is not the same as zero.

riskable@programming.dev · 3 pts · 84d

To play it on dates, of course!

"So that's what happened to you."

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 84d

Having stared at my wife's vag as she gave birth, you don't want to see that. It's amazing watching your child be born, but there is.... it's not a vagina as you know it. If I wasn't able to compartmentalize and I saw that image in my head every time I had sex with my wife, I'd probably never have sex again.

If someone offered to show me a video of my birth.... I'd probably pass. The creature emerging from that portal to hell has no relation to what any is us became. Also, "I landed on a little poo," isn't something any of us wants to know.

Somewhere out there are fetishists claiming the exception to the rule but.... I'd think twice.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 84d

Somewhere in the collection of VHS tapes is a video of me being born. I’m not interested in watching it.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d

If that’s not time-travel I don’t know what is.

Don Draper Intensifies

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 84d

not I but im kinda old.