"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
25 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 85d
Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 85d
Fake - they weren't fighting
Gay - they were fucking
someguy3@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 85d
They chose the venue.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 84d
"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."
vane@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 84d
Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.
Bonus@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 84d
On the edge of my seat here
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 84d
I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.
Rajtinka@lemmy.world · -82 pts · 85d
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 93 pts · 85d
"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 85d
That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 85d
They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 85d
oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf · 13 pts · 85d
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 84d
Calm down, Pol Pot
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 84d
You've been hanging with the wrong gays
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 85d
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
fonix232@fedia.io · 9 pts · 85d
Someone's thirsty
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 85d
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 16 pts · 85d
"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 85d
not typically but sometimes!
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 85d
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 85d
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 85d
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Rajtinka@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 84d
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 1 pts · 85d
That's why I be going to Lowe's.