It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
What even is this fuckass timeline
It's like a badly written "young adult" book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
55 Comments
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 86d
Please do it, you flat-faced moron. Sing "My Way" and at the end, shit on the stage
May as well, it's not as if that could lower your approval ratings any further.
db2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 86d
That last part will happen no matter what he ends up doing though.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 86d
It's his "closer"
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d
What? The approval number getting lower? I don’t t think so, orange buffoon could literally have a half-arsed wank on the stage and still about 35% to 40% will applaud him, while murmuring about “5D chess” or “manly, boys will be boys”, “strong man, world leader” or whatever. And that I find truly worrying.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 86d
I think they mean him shitting himself.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d
Fair, I can see that happening.
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d
It might be the same thing for Trump.
Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d
But also, approval numbers are thoroughly meaningless in a system where he cannot be removed from office by direct will of the people.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 85d
I don't think Trump even knows about GG Allin.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 86d
DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.
Edit: Aww no, nvm it's not him singing.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 86d
He'll just make the troops be there like he did last year.
Oh, wait - they're tied up with Iran, Cuba, etc. Guess it'll be ICE thugs this time.
SkyeLight@piefed.social · 9 pts · 86d
Troops can get free tickets to the White House UFC fight. Except they have to pay for their own tickets and fr they have to be tall and fit, because the idiot doesn't want to be offended by the look of the people who defend this country. [I suspect that white soldiers will get preferential treatment regarding ticket access and better seating. Honestly, I'm surprised that skin color wasn't one of the selection criteria.]
HopeOfTheGunblade@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 86d
Skin color is not part of the official criteria.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 86d
I'm sure it's assumed everybody knows by now.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d
Fuck, that was only a year ago?? This shitshow has been going on for far too long, fucking hell.
adarza@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 86d
my mom was crazy for elvis.....
if she were alive today, she'd be nauseous at the very sight of the shitstained diaper.
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 86d
Might I suggest this number for his lineup?
I'm So Ronery
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 86d
His ugly ass on stage, waddling around in his weird shoes, jerking off invisible giraffes...
db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d
With tiny hands
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
And very likely shitting himself.
9point6@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 86d
Omg this might be the one funny thing he manages to do this decade
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 86d
Instead of washed up artists, it's going to be a 90 minute MAGA rally just like all his other ones. He will blame Democrats, Biden, and Obama, heck he will probably even throw Hilary in there. Then say something about being the greatest and best at everything ever created, and that we are hot.
There you go, you can skip the whole thing.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 86d
Basically “AI slop.” He hasn’t done “art” since he gave Jeff Epstein that birthday card.
Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 86d
How about you replace one of the ufc fighters in the ring? I'd at least watch that
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 86d
he really is desperate to have anything in the media to distract from recent epstein file revelations(eg, trying intimidate JEAN E carrol again)
Zier@fedia.io · 5 pts · 86d
"Liefest 250, get yer tickets now patriot!"
tacoplease@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d
Get ready for more jacking off of baby giraffes ...
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 86d
“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 86d
What is YOUR number?
How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?
Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups...
adarza@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 86d
$1.776 billion. cash. from his personal and corporate accounts, plus another $500 for some really good noise-cancelling headphones i can plug into my old mp3 player.
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 86d
None, because among other reasons he'd never make good on it.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 86d
Well, I see you've met Mr. Trump.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 86d
I'd do it for $500k.
Enough money to fuck off and permanently retire in relative luxury in some 3rd world country. Never work another day in my life. Cut myself off from the news so I never have to see and hear this fucker ever again...
Paid in advance, of course. Because I don't trust this guy as far as I can throw him. And I can't throw his fat ass very far.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 86d
No, no, no, you have to STAY in this country. You have to be vested in this place.
Now how much?
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 86d
Okay... $50 million, then.
Enough to do pretty much the same thing, but in the US. Gonna build myself a nice, luxurious off-grid cabin way the fuck off in the middle of nowhere and have no traffic in or out except for deliveries of groceries and hookers.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 86d
Great! Let’s see him tap dance.
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
*poopy dance
Cleisthenes72@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 86d
What's even funnier/scarier is that about a third of Americans think that this is not a bad idea.
BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
All this because his dad never hugged him?
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 86d
All this because a black man was president
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
I think his dad did a lot more less wholesome to him than that.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 86d
Maybe he will (you know what everyone is waiting for) expire and entertain us all in a last show of his humanity?
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d
Humanity? Only on a technicality.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 85d
I used the term in the loosest possible way and only because he is, at least with his DNA, a human being.
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
We don't actually have proof of that though. He almost looks the part, but he could spray paint a turd and it wouldn't become gold.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 86d
I want to see his body
paradeddragged down the streets.Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 86d
If this is real then !nottheonion@lemmy.world
ryper@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 86d
Trump may cancel 250th U.S. anniversary concerts after artists drop out, give speech instead
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
It's real, and I think someone already posted a news link in there.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 86d
Bring me in to this buddy. You need a guy, i am the guy. I was there, when you built that big thing. I jacked it to your name on a building in New Jersey. Oh I am so desperate for like 5 bucks for a bag of rice
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 86d
Make sure you get your $5 and a bag of rice in advance though -- he's got a nasty habit of not paying people.
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
Con artist?
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 86d
There's still time to book the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping).
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 86d
He can use his ass horn.
theblurstoftimes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 85d
It’s almost like he’s trying to get off’d maybe he’s sick of being a hand puppet. Please anyone, I’m just gonna stand on a stage for 2 hours.