My parents tried that when they got a cat and they wanted to keep it off the bed. Result, a wet cat on a wet bed having a nice nap after the apparently fun game of been sprayed with water.
It's closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it'd be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)
I used to listen to an actual play podcast wherein one of the cast was really good at specifically identifying phrases and sentences that could be sung to the opening lines of "Camptown Races" and singing out "DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!!" My favorite one was "Polynesian shark-tooth sword." (This might be a Kingdom of Loathing thing?)
And then, of course, there's the xkcd and resulting generators that, beautifully, find Wikipedia articles (or really any random line of text) that can be sung to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I especially like the ones where they fit surprisingly well and you're also like, "wait, why is that a Wikipedia article?!" like "Private Purchase Naval Weapons," or the ones that are only singable because of a parenthetical clarifier like "Silver Comet (roller coaster)."
23 Comments
moopet@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 75d
That cat brain statistic is totally wack
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 21 pts · 75d
SpongeBob Squarepants,
Fertility's based on the temp of your sack.
Pantrygheist@programming.dev · 13 pts · 75d
Volumes are really unintuitive to compare
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 17 pts · 75d
ftfy
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 75d
Too many syllables, too
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 75d
Huh? 11:
Who lives in a pine a pple un der the sea
That cat brain sta tis tic is to ta lly wack
Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 75d
Huh?
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 75d
Oh right. Hence I fixed that for them to chant "spongebob squarepants" :)
mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 75d
Try winning an argument against 4 cats and get back to me.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
gets the water sprayer
mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 74d
Oh boy, you do not want them to start spraying back.
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 74d
My parents tried that when they got a cat and they wanted to keep it off the bed. Result, a wet cat on a wet bed having a nice nap after the apparently fun game of been sprayed with water.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 75d
It's closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it'd be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d
This is the best thing I have seen on the entire internet in my entire life
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 75d
I used to listen to an actual play podcast wherein one of the cast was really good at specifically identifying phrases and sentences that could be sung to the opening lines of "Camptown Races" and singing out "DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!!" My favorite one was "Polynesian shark-tooth sword." (This might be a Kingdom of Loathing thing?)
And then, of course, there's the xkcd and resulting generators that, beautifully, find Wikipedia articles (or really any random line of text) that can be sung to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I especially like the ones where they fit surprisingly well and you're also like, "wait, why is that a Wikipedia article?!" like "Private Purchase Naval Weapons," or the ones that are only singable because of a parenthetical clarifier like "Silver Comet (roller coaster)."
over_clox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 75d
You will never be able to lick your elbow.
egrets@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 75d
sponge bonge squonge ponge
Your eyes cannot see it, but you actually glow.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 75d
I can, but I've got a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 75d
That's a very weird way to spell "Spongebob Squarepants" 🤔
PoopingCough@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
That's too many syllables
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 75d
Bramblecat Cubumberpatch
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 74d
Depends on how cool the surgeon doing the amputation is.
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 11 pts · 75d
Epidermis is largest organ you own.
SpongeBob Squarepants.
Hemoglobin is grown inside of your bones.
SpongeBob Squarepants.