A pineapple under the sea

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moopet@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 75d (12 replies)

That cat brain statistic is totally wack

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 21 pts · 75d

SpongeBob Squarepants,

Fertility's based on the temp of your sack.

Pantrygheist@programming.dev · 13 pts · 75d (5 replies)

Volumes are really unintuitive to compare

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 17 pts · 75d (4 replies)

Volumes are really unintuitive to compare SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

ftfy

Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 75d (3 replies)

Too many syllables, too

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 75d (2 replies)

Huh? 11:

Who lives in a pine a pple un der the sea

That cat brain sta tis tic is to ta lly wack

Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 75d (1 reply)

Huh?

Volumes are really unintuitive to compare

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 75d

Oh right. Hence I fixed that for them to chant "spongebob squarepants" :)

mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 75d (3 replies)

Try winning an argument against 4 cats and get back to me.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d (2 replies)

gets the water sprayer

mech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Oh boy, you do not want them to start spraying back.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 74d

My parents tried that when they got a cat and they wanted to keep it off the bed. Result, a wet cat on a wet bed having a nice nap after the apparently fun game of been sprayed with water.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 75d

It's closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it'd be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d (1 reply)

This is the best thing I have seen on the entire internet in my entire life

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 75d

I used to listen to an actual play podcast wherein one of the cast was really good at specifically identifying phrases and sentences that could be sung to the opening lines of "Camptown Races" and singing out "DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!!" My favorite one was "Polynesian shark-tooth sword." (This might be a Kingdom of Loathing thing?)

And then, of course, there's the xkcd and resulting generators that, beautifully, find Wikipedia articles (or really any random line of text) that can be sung to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." I especially like the ones where they fit surprisingly well and you're also like, "wait, why is that a Wikipedia article?!" like "Private Purchase Naval Weapons," or the ones that are only singable because of a parenthetical clarifier like "Silver Comet (roller coaster)."

over_clox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 75d (6 replies)

You will never be able to lick your elbow.

egrets@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 75d

sponge bonge squonge ponge

Your eyes cannot see it, but you actually glow.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 75d (1 reply)

I can, but I've got a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 75d

That's a very weird way to spell "Spongebob Squarepants" 🤔

PoopingCough@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d

That's too many syllables

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 75d

Bramblecat Cubumberpatch

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 74d

Depends on how cool the surgeon doing the amputation is.

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 11 pts · 75d

Epidermis is largest organ you own.

SpongeBob Squarepants.

Hemoglobin is grown inside of your bones.

SpongeBob Squarepants.