c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 72d

The Joker

420 points · 35 comments · view on lemmy.world

35 Comments

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 111 pts · 72d (6 replies)

Batman: “Leave me alone, I have to beat up a clown.”

OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml · 42 pts · 72d (2 replies)

I had never realized how much Halle Berry looks like Zoolander till I saw the third picture.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 37 pts · 72d (1 reply)

What is this, a cave for bats?

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 72d

I just thanked the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a batmaid.

Batman! (high-pitched cough) Bat-MAN!

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 13 pts · 72d (1 reply)

Julie Newmar 😍😍😍

... I would've made a terrible Batman. I see why they gave the job to that other guy.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 72d

I discovered Batman as a kid watching Adam West reruns. She’s amazing and remains one of my favorite versions. She came back in the role about ten years ago in two 60s theme animated movies with West and Ward and they’re worth the watch.

flawed_human@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 72d

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joyjoy@piefed.social · 54 pts · 72d (7 replies)

He's crazy.

Klear@piefed.world · 29 pts · 72d (5 replies)

But is he stupid?

joyjoy@piefed.social · 10 pts · 72d (3 replies)

When it comes to fighting batman? No.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 72d (2 replies)

When it comes to pleasuring Harley? Yes

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 72d (1 reply)

Yet she's still into him, so which one is crazier?

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 72d

Hey it can be both!

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 72d

He jorkle.

flawed_human@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 72d

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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 72d (2 replies)

Video games are so thirsty now.

At least leave some mysterious triangles!

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 72d (1 reply)

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 72d

Did you hear about the nude code? It works, my cousin told me about it.

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 72d

This implies that Batman's ass much be so much better, right?

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 20 pts · 72d (6 replies)

Joker doesn't chase Bats.

Joker does his thing and knows Bats will track him.

Joker is the coy maiden, Bats the ardent suitor.

Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 72d (2 replies)

No one's gonna buy your smutty fanfic!stop shelling it so brazenly!

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 3 pts · 72d

It's either 'shilling' or 'selling.'

This is 'shelling.'

https://youtu.be/w869BWTJuh8

You're welcome

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d

Chill. I bet he'd send you a free chapter or two if you just asked nicely. 🤞

socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 72d (2 replies)

Ingénue joker is now lore accurate canon.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 14 pts · 72d (1 reply)

joyjoy@piefed.social · 6 pts · 72d

ACE Chemicals. Not even once.

Ok, maybe twice.

FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 72d (3 replies)

Now I want a storry, where Joker is just in love with Harley, so he does all the criminal sh*t just to impress her, cause she kinda insane.

After years he realizes this is unhealthy and just goes and get's a desk Job and once in a while has beer with bruce and rants about past.

joyjoy@piefed.social · 20 pts · 72d (1 reply)

How about the opposite where Harley Quin leaves Joker and starts dating Poison Ivy. Meanwhile Joker loses his memory and forgets he's the Joker, so he dates a latina housewife with a child, then runs for mayor.

Plot of Harley Quin on HBO.

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 6 pts · 72d

In Batman TAS episode "Almost Got Him" Poison Ivy walks in on a card game between Penguin, Joker, Killer Croc, and Two-Face.

Ivy says hello to Two-Face and Harvey says that half of him wants to strangle her and the other half wants to shoot her.

Joker looks at Penguin. "They used to date."

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d

https://youtu.be/NjGE5UFbW1Y

close enough?

Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 72d

Chasing Batman and being an unhinged little shit goblin is how he landed that

Follow your bliss, kings

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 72d