oh look a toy!

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19 Comments

subOrange@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 87d (5 replies)

Birthday cards are to be read three times only:

  • Once you get it, pretending you read all of it.
  • Once the party is over and you are ready to throw it into a drawer somewhere.
  • Before throwing it to the bin.

More than that you are vanity deprived.

big_slap@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 87d (2 replies)

stuck on step 3 with the last christmas card my grandparents gave me

subOrange@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 87d

Ok, dudes, you need to stop being so real for once. I was meaning to be funny and now I’m tearing up.

Sorry for your loss, I wish I had something personal written to me by my grandparents. Cherish that card!

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 87d

Im hoarding so many for that reason. Looking at the pile like this is gonna hurt like fuck in a decade or so

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 87d

Maybe they're homesick and it's got a long note from their mom

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 86d

That’s two too many.

Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 87d (1 reply)

"What is this box ?"

"Oooh my old water ring game. I think I deserves a little break from cleaning"

adarza@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 86d

we had all kinds of these things. mom loved 'em. grandma loved 'em. even grandpa would play for at least a little while before going back to the weather channel on tv.

Sunshine@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 87d

My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 87d (2 replies)

Why do I have no unique experiences

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 0 pts · 86d (1 reply)

Have you tried shoving a red hot fire poker up your urethra? I'm confident that'd be a unique experience.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 85d

sometimes I give people random tags just for shits and giggles and I always appreciate when I get a reminder of why:

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 87d

Technically that's the pov of the roommate of someone who cleaned their room too hard.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 87d

Is it really cleaning if you don't end up taking a nostalgia trip at least once?

catbum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d

"I must now apply every color contained in this fifteen-year-old eyeshadow palette onto my face."

wieson@feddit.org · 6 pts · 87d

This is one for the family group chat

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 87d

This is me after a night of drinking dayquil and NyQuil while surfing the web using a skamtebord instead of a computer.

Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 86d

Grandma I'm 36.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 87d

LAMP

kubica@fedia.io · 1 pts · 87d
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