on Thirsty much? · c/lemmyshitpost · 2 pts · 10dYou mean Santa isn’t real?! Then who’s the guy I keep catching my mom making out with? 🧐
on The end of civilization costs $5 · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 32d“Vegan” stickers on a bag of ice would be silly
on Whats the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? · c/asklemmy · 4 pts · 39dIf it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.
on Sound of silence · c/lemmyshitpost · 12 pts · 42dIt’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.
on *Permanently Deleted* · c/trans_joy · 7 pts · 61dGood! You have such a beautiful smile & it legit makes you look even more beautiful.
on Me_irl · c/me_irl · 3 pts · 62dcan’t snap Time stops for no one. Sorry my fine motor skills are garbage.
on oh look a toy! · c/lemmyshitpost · 17 pts · 62dMy kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.
on The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ? · c/lemmyshitpost · 10 pts · 62dWhat the absolute fuck?
on [META] A little PSA for some of ya'll · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 63dYou have a fantastic username.
on what else is everyone thinking about? · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 63dI agree, Marge. Like boobs, they’re just neat.
on Its simple · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 63dMy aunt is one of those people. I don’t talk to her. She probably thinks I’m an asshole. I’m okay with it because at least I’m not like her.
Why rotisserie chickens?
What the actual fuck? 😂
You mean Santa isn’t real?! Then who’s the guy I keep catching my mom making out with? 🧐
“Vegan” stickers on a bag of ice would be silly
Tell us how you really feel.
If it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.
Potato launcher 🥰
It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.
And now you cursed us all! 🫠
You spelled zoomers wrong.
Or they fell in a hole?
Defecation*
Good! You have such a beautiful smile & it legit makes you look even more beautiful.
can’t snap Time stops for no one. Sorry my fine motor skills are garbage.
I am the Sunshine.
My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.
What the absolute fuck?
You have a fantastic username.
I agree, Marge. Like boobs, they’re just neat.
My aunt is one of those people. I don’t talk to her. She probably thinks I’m an asshole. I’m okay with it because at least I’m not like her.