“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”
14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
One arrived during his job interview.
One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.
Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.
(Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)
(Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)
Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:
26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS
If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.
If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.
Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.
I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.
It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
The image in the article has a watermark from Memezar, has all of the same text from the Memezar Facebook post, except that it has named the woman. Searching for a woman of that name in Toronto doesn't match up with the image in the article.
The YouTube video doesn't offer any new details or cite source, but it repeats some of the details from the Memezar Facebook post.
61 Comments
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 248 pts · 78d
What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 90 pts · 78d
I think it was for stalking:
Edit: FAKE, as found below.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 78d
Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.
(Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)
(Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 78d
Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 78d
She sounds like a real go-getter!
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 78d
I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable
BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 19 pts · 78d
If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 78d
If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 78d
You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 78d
Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.
I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 78d
It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option.
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 77d
20 to 40 thousand dollars I think
optimisticturtle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 78d
The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 78d
11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!
Coincidence? I think so!
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 78d
John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 78d
Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 78d
Can confirm:
DELIVERY MANIFEST+---------------+| QTY | ITEM |+---------------+| 1 | LEMON |+---------------+wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 78d
I see you know your judo well.
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 78d
I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 78d
They have an app for that!
mech@feddit.org · 32 pts · 78d
When life gives you lemons, arrest life.
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 78d
Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 78d
What if you're allergic to citrus? When life gives you lemons, swell up and die
jaaake@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 78d
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 78d
jaaake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 78d
I also found those.
The image in the article has a watermark from Memezar, has all of the same text from the Memezar Facebook post, except that it has named the woman. Searching for a woman of that name in Toronto doesn't match up with the image in the article.
The YouTube video doesn't offer any new details or cite source, but it repeats some of the details from the Memezar Facebook post.
bss03@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 78d
I believe it is fake (or satire): https://lemmy.world/comment/24087259
Ping: @jaaake@lemmy.world
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 78d
I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.
Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 78d
What's a lemon party?
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 78d
Something you probably shouldn't Google if you're still at work
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 78d
Speak for yourself
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 78d
Someone's still sour about it!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 78d
How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 78d
Sounds like 1,846
Zacryon@feddit.org · 15 pts · 78d
The important question is, whether the ex made lemonade.
kralizec@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 77d
that, or invented combustible lemons..
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 78d
When ex-wife sends you lemons...
village604@adultswim.fan · 12 pts · 78d
That's like $3600, minimum
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 78d
Yeah but she paid right?
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 78d
She did. I just feel you get diminishing returns after the first several hundred lemons.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 0 pts · 78d
She probably bought them in bulk. They keep a long time in the cold.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 78d
She sent him orders of exactly one lemon, though.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 78d
That's what I meant: that will cost less if you buy them in bulk, then use them one by one.
Premeditated harassment!
Granted, 241 days is a long time. Maybe 2 bulks then.
I am, of course, entirely serious about this.
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 78d
She used doordash though. I'm pretty sure you can't send your own pre-bought lemons using doordash.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 78d
Oh. This shows my ignorance! I never use such services.
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 78d
What? She used DoorDash.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 78d
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 78d
I did a conservative estimate based on Doordash's lowest at $1.99
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 78d
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 78d
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
eareetator@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 78d
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
picnic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 77d
I can fix her
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 77d
Literally what is the crime, though?
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 77d
Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 1 pts · 77d
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 78d
I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”
tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 78d
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 78d
This is fake news
Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 78d
sQuIrT Of lEmOn?
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 77d
I would absolutely set up a lemonade stand out front.
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 0 pts · 78d
She's hot. Also, the fictional story at least makes her sound petty, which I typically find very endearing.