And instead of paying 20 bucks for a toaster, these smart toaster allow you to spend several hundred on it instead! I just looked it up, and this isn't an exaggeration. The prices i saw ranged from about 200 - 500 dollars
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No... Just... No. Fuck right off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn't, I'm kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it in their timeline.
I'd rather take an electrical cable off a fan, strip the insulation and very carefully plug it in and lay some bread on the exposed copper than get a "smart" toaster.
44 Comments
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 49 pts · 64d
A prepaid self-own. Don't buy 'smart' shit.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 64d
It seems like only stupid people buy this shit thinking they are saving money.
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 64d
“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”
Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 63d
Heating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 63d
“Jam empty, refill.”
“I just want to toast.”
“JAM EMPTY!”
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
Your card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
You havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.
Beacon@fedia.io · 24 pts · 64d
And instead of paying 20 bucks for a toaster, these smart toaster allow you to spend several hundred on it instead! I just looked it up, and this isn't an exaggeration. The prices i saw ranged from about 200 - 500 dollars
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 64d
You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.
RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 63d
How else will you download doom on your toaster?
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
Doom speed run. Complete how many levels before your toast dings
darkmogool@feddit.org · 18 pts · 64d
Who the fuck would buy a "smart" toaster?
yakko@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 63d
Dreamers, optimists, technology enthusiasts. Trailblazing consumers. You know, morons.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 63d
1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?
2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 64d
If I found the right one, it's this...
$400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No... Just... No. Fuck right off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn't, I'm kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it in their timeline.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d
Totally worth
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?
Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
"What are we toasting?" I see american read, in other words 1000 shades of white wheat.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 63d
This is just the beginning with toaster tech. Just wait for them to stop working with Unauthorized Bread.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 63d
If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 63d
Based
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 63d
I'd rather take an electrical cable off a fan, strip the insulation and very carefully plug it in and lay some bread on the exposed copper than get a "smart" toaster.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d
I wonder if there's a smart setting marked "bathtub."
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 7 pts · 63d
The only smart toaster that I want.
Lightsong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 63d
Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don't change it.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 64d
So just don't buy it.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 63d
The Antique Toaster that's Better than Yours (Technology Connections)
ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 63d
Doesn't seem to work on Vanadium browser (GrapheneOS)
sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 63d
Sorry, not sure how to fix. I have the OG YouTube link if that helps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
daggermoon@piefed.world · 2 pts · 63d
I was just thinking of that video.
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
I bought that toaster after watching his video. Works great, makes toast fast.
Daria052@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 64d
Well... This toaster proves it. We're in hell.
mech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 63d
So this is what NetBSD is for.
nefRrgar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d
What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 63d
Update: we are now sharing your toasting data with our 3,402 parteners.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 63d
Big Bread wants your data!
Katana314@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 63d
Does anyone want any toast?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 63d
I have a washing machine that doesn't make a loud noise when it is finished. I think it wants to text me.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Maybe it's too shy to make the first move
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 63d
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 63d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard
Vilm@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 63d
https://youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ?is=ySqokzZPcKnC2vxX