Cut my finger open cleaning a sink. And we must name him

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38 Comments

Acrobaticmushroom@lemmings.world · 47 pts · 79d (2 replies)

I believe that's Johnny Gash

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d (1 reply)

“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 79d

"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"

PugJesus@piefed.social · 17 pts · 79d (1 reply)

That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.

... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE

Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d

I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Tetanus

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

Staph

pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d

Rusty

tonyn@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 79d

Scarface

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 79d

Slash

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d

Uncle Fester

TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 7 pts · 79d

Finguy McStabby

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 79d

No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d

Sure let's do that in last name, first name format:

Hospital, Trip

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d

Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.

SoupBrick@pawb.social · 4 pts · 79d

Ghastly

Spooge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d
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ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d
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MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Pinky

bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 79d

Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 79d

Clyde

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d

It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d

Everybody named Flippy, stand up!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d

Mr. McGillicutty

Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 79d

Hubert

PostaL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d

Funny, story.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 79d

Mouthful of congealed blood

ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 79d

Scrubby

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

thats Fingy, we hang.

4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 79d

Tetanuir

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 79d

Seamus

nop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

Finger McFingerface

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 79d

Tippy

Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 79d

You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 79d

Karl with a K

He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

Kevin.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

Digit

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 79d

Mr. NitrileNextTime.