c/pics · by Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 79dCut my finger open cleaning a sink. And we must name him 127 points · 38 comments · view on lemmy.world
38 Comments
Acrobaticmushroom@lemmings.world · 47 pts · 79d
I believe that's Johnny Gash
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 79d
"I'm cut in half real bad Dewey!"
PugJesus@piefed.social · 17 pts · 79d
That's the sort of thing that starts talking to the protagonist in a dark-comedy/horror movie that takes a turn for the existential and depressing near the end.
... basically, whatever you name it or it names itself, DO NOT TAKE ITS ADVICE
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d
I have had thoughts of the film How to Get Ahead in Advertising
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 79d
Tetanus
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d
Staph
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d
Rusty
tonyn@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 79d
Scarface
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 79d
Slash
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d
Uncle Fester
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 7 pts · 79d
Finguy McStabby
brsrklf@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 79d
No matter how you call him, do not listen to what he says.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
Sure let's do that in last name, first name format:
Hospital, Trip
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d
Malcolm, since it’s in the middle.
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 4 pts · 79d
Ghastly
Spooge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d
MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
Pinky
bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 79d
Especially since this is NOT a pinky finger. Characters with built-in conflict make for better stories. Watch out for Pinky.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 79d
Clyde
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d
It looks like the cat from the Real Housewives/Cat meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/woman-yelling-at-a-cat
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
Everybody named Flippy, stand up!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d
Mr. McGillicutty
Blurntout@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 79d
Hubert
PostaL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
Do you want to know how I got these scars?
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
Funny, story.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 79d
Mouthful of congealed blood
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 79d
Scrubby
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
thats Fingy, we hang.
4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 79d
Tetanuir
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 79d
Seamus
nop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Finger McFingerface
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 79d
Tippy
Setiyeti93@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 79d
You wanna know how I got these scars?!?!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 79d
Karl with a K
He will be played by Ryan Gosling in the future live action movie
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Kevin.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Digit
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Well, he's not candy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHSdTFbU3Ts
ulterno@programming.dev · 1 pts · 79d
Mr. NitrileNextTime.