c/politics · by sanitation@lemmy.today · 78d

Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/sleepy-trump-79-slumps-to-the-side-in-oval-office-briefing/

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37 Comments

ryrybang@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 78d (3 replies)

Starting to think this guy shouldn't be in charge of the nukes.

Or foreign policy.

Or domestic policy.

Or federal agencies.

Or a run down donut shop.

Or putting his own pants on.

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 78d

There's no proof in the video that he has pants on.

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 78d

Well, that last one he's already not doing himself I'd bet.

Takes a lot of energy to reach your own toes, he fall asleep halfway there.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 77d

Sorry. Liberal Democracy says he got the most electoral college votes based on a partial sampling of an enfranchised subset of the population.

So he's the best man for the job

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 78d

Most anti-woke president ever

auzy1@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 78d (8 replies)

When this guy dies, there will be a flood of exclusive interview and by people and his staff about all the stupid shit he did and that an idiot he was

tetris11@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 78d (2 replies)

I cant wait to hear about his chronic flatulence and the medley of pills and injections he's on to keep him alert

auzy1@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Every accusation is a confession in his case. And he's made a lot of them.

Apparently pharmacy usage rose dramatically during Trump's administration

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 77d

And diet cokes

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 77d (2 replies)

We did this after his first term.

He still got reelected.

Catma@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 77d (1 reply)

In a few years no one will have ever voted for him or liked him. And anyone who suggests otherwise is clearly insane.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d

Nonsense. We have lots of Democrats who revere Bush and Reagan. We still have some Nixon diehards.

MAGA will endure. Propagandists will get to work. Once he's dead, the hagiographies can really begin.

They'll be building statues to Trump for another 50 years.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d (1 reply)

The tell-all books will flood the market

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d

Just like after the first term

breadsmasher@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 78d (5 replies)

bUt BiDeN wAs TiReD sOmEtImEs

Auli@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 78d (4 replies)

Yah why did Biden get so much shit. Trump has done much worse for what they made fun of bidden for. But media is silent.

grue@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 78d

Because it's always projection.

Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 78d

Because this is a Republican president and the megaphone at faux news doesn't work with Rs.

If it's a D, they outrage machine goes brrrr...

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 78d

Because Biden had a multi-billion dollar smear campaign waged against him from the highest echelons of the corporate media, but trump doesn't...

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 77d

You should check out trumpcriticizestrump. A site/sub dedicated to literally miniscule thing he shamed Obama for that he did far far worse himself.

He went nuts saying any president who has a govt shutdown during his term should immediately be removed form office. Now, this orange kid fucking nazi has one every year, each one record breakingly longer than the last.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 78d

With the infinitely deep projection, I’m thinking maybe we should have been checking his birth certificate ages ago…

sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 78d

He's definitely not woke.

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 78d

Dozin’ Don

Maiq@piefed.social · 13 pts · 78d (2 replies)

Drooping Drowsy Donnie the Incontinent, 79, Flaccid Petite "handed" Inept Broker of Bankruptcy, Derelict in Duty Slovenly Slumped Slouchingly to the Side in Nation's Highest Office During Boring Briefing.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d

Dozy diaper dementia donny the daughter diddler.

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 77d

Very poetic Maiq.

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 78d

Wake him up to ask him about the Trumpstein Files.

Baggie@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 78d

C'mon c'mon do it do it

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 78d

Warning: disable JavaScript on this site. Because oh my god.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 78d

Teddy Dozevelt