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c/lemmyshitpost · by fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 65d

Are ya?

I made this to send to my wife while she was pooping.

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25 Comments

Maultasche@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 65d (2 replies)

What else would I be doing?

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 65d

Hell yeah

Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 65d

Peeping

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 65d (3 replies)

not currently

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 65d

Why not?

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 65d

Sure you are!

  1. The digestive system is always operating.
  2. Most commonly poop isn't coming out the whole time we're on the toilet to poop.
  3. If one were to sit on a toilet long enough, eventually poop would come out.

Therefore, we are always pooping. We're just not always on the toilet.

Thank you for attending my turd talk. 💩

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

Let's go!

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 65d

I'm fucking trying but I'm having a flare up and even liquified miralax lava is giving me a hard time. Fuck Crohn's

Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Does currently sitting down to pee get any points here?

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 2 pts · 64d

I checked with the poopsmith and while he says he can't offer you his skills hes proud of you for being number one at going number one.

tynansdtm@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 65d

Sure am. I feel called out!

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 64d

Technically not yet, I’m smoking on my patio. But that first cup of coffee is 3/4 gone and if this had popped up in the feed five minutes later, you would have had me.

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d

...Yes

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 64d

Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 65d

Gotta stop.

Ass start hurting 😢

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Fuck man, I'm trying to

webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 64d

I am also trying to fuck man

Good luck to you

pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 65d

Soon.

Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 64d

Are you my kid? Nowhere is safe from him.

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
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mrodri89@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 64d (1 reply)
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SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d

Me too!

Float@startrek.website · 2 pts · 64d

Currently, yes

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d

I sure am tryin'

yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 64d

According to my very particular standards, you're a good husband.

Buy flowers.

azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 64d

Yes, that’s the only occasion when I open Lemmy

666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d

Yes

radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
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