One time I was in line to piss before watching a Mastodon concert, and I really had to piss, and I stood in line with like 50 dudes waiting for ye olde washroom, and there was like two urinals and a stall. Well fuck me the stall was taken, so not wanting to be a rude dick to every other dude in line I tried to use the urinal. So I whipped out mah johnson, and it was pretty much like the comic, got pee shy, held it for like 30 I don't know 45 seconds or something. Nothing. I'm like looking over my shoulder at this massive line of of dudes behind me. Fuck. So I just pretended to shake it, shoved it back into my pants and was miserable having to piss the whole Mastodon set.
I fucking hate having to piss in public around people. It's so terrible.
I thought I invented this or something, now I have to reconsider my entire life.. I literally used to do this at work in a single stall bathroom but you never know when you might come out and there might be a line of even one person let alone four or five and they're like what the hell you doing in there buddy. But seriously some psychological stuff like that can get you over the hump sometimes. It's really something to consider if you are having problems. I'd prefer to sit down all together, I do all the time at home, but public restrooms, yeah, not unless it's an emergency in the other department.
Now though, it's mostly prostate and bladder issues at 43, but hey, if that's the worst of my problems I guess hell, It could be worse. I mean it's not necessarily the least of my problems but hey, I guess if (trying) to piss standing up is what I'm up against, at least I'm still upright to try, right?
Fuck I don't know where I was going with this but anyway yeah I guess I'm not the only one lol
Does it? I really need to check some out. I might already know some but is there a good place to start? Just to dip my toes in the water? I've been a little bit newer to the pop-ish scene and maybe prefer things a little more in the alt/indie/bedroom style but I'm trying to Branch out. So if you got any album in particular or something that is a good place to start that would be cool
The other day I was just randomly downloading a bunch of movies after my son got some crazy antenna amplifier for Wi-Fi internet and one of them was toy story 5. and while I was not around and my daughter tried to watch it and apparently, I didn't realize it said.exe at the end. I'm like you didn't enter any passwords did you. She's like no. I was like was there pop-ups that said to do anything she's like Yes. she's like I didn't click on them. Then I had to have my son come over and Check everything out. He said basically because I was on Linux that it tried to run some shit but it couldn't utilize shit it had needed to run it. So lucky catch but I'm like how did I fall for the oldest trick in the book? I mean this is the shit they were pulling back online with lime wire and before and here I am 2 or 3 decades later and nonchalantly downloading every other popular movie I can find, and I'm like oh yeah I got this movie you might like, so I couldn't really blame the daughter, but I'm like man. I better start paying more attention to what the fuck I'm putting in my queue because I felt like a fucking pleb. I'm moving from unc status up to gramp status apparently. But hey, at least I'm on Linux now! It's a bit of a learning curve but hell I will never go back to Windows if I have any say about it!
I really dig the trippy minimalist , think those are forms of people maybe but there's so much room to kind of use a little imagination there to you. I was like damn. I should make a print of this or something. I put it on the wall lol
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One time I was in line to piss before watching a Mastodon concert, and I really had to piss, and I stood in line with like 50 dudes waiting for ye olde washroom, and there was like two urinals and a stall. Well fuck me the stall was taken, so not wanting to be a rude dick to every other dude in line I tried to use the urinal. So I whipped out mah johnson, and it was pretty much like the comic, got pee shy, held it for like 30 I don't know 45 seconds or something. Nothing. I'm like looking over my shoulder at this massive line of of dudes behind me. Fuck. So I just pretended to shake it, shoved it back into my pants and was miserable having to piss the whole Mastodon set.
I fucking hate having to piss in public around people. It's so terrible.
Uh, Relevant username? (My DMs are open lol)
What the actual fuck?...
I thought I invented this or something, now I have to reconsider my entire life.. I literally used to do this at work in a single stall bathroom but you never know when you might come out and there might be a line of even one person let alone four or five and they're like what the hell you doing in there buddy. But seriously some psychological stuff like that can get you over the hump sometimes. It's really something to consider if you are having problems. I'd prefer to sit down all together, I do all the time at home, but public restrooms, yeah, not unless it's an emergency in the other department.
Now though, it's mostly prostate and bladder issues at 43, but hey, if that's the worst of my problems I guess hell, It could be worse. I mean it's not necessarily the least of my problems but hey, I guess if (trying) to piss standing up is what I'm up against, at least I'm still upright to try, right?
Fuck I don't know where I was going with this but anyway yeah I guess I'm not the only one lol
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Damnit. I haven't even started the first one sighs
I thought we upgraded to nano plastics.
Who puts Pizza in the fridge? That's wild. It's good for at least 3 days out on the counter, at least that's the rule in this house lol
I mean, do the tshirt and sweatpants vibe together? Or at least with the carpet on my bedroom floor ;p
This is such a great thread and I'm really glad to be here for it. I hope to have, uh, interesting dreams when I finally fall out ;)
Alcohol is rough in a similar way for many folks.
Thanks for the recommendation brother. I'll have to preview it and if I find it enticing enough, perhaps I'll donate to the artist.
Edit: checked it out and didn't get to deep with much, but three plays and it has a hella vibe. Even my 19yo son was like, 'ngl, this kinda kicks'
Homegrown grass is always the best, especially with organic nutrients and if it's flushed properly ;p
Does it? I really need to check some out. I might already know some but is there a good place to start? Just to dip my toes in the water? I've been a little bit newer to the pop-ish scene and maybe prefer things a little more in the alt/indie/bedroom style but I'm trying to Branch out. So if you got any album in particular or something that is a good place to start that would be cool
The other day I was just randomly downloading a bunch of movies after my son got some crazy antenna amplifier for Wi-Fi internet and one of them was toy story 5. and while I was not around and my daughter tried to watch it and apparently, I didn't realize it said.exe at the end. I'm like you didn't enter any passwords did you. She's like no. I was like was there pop-ups that said to do anything she's like Yes. she's like I didn't click on them. Then I had to have my son come over and Check everything out. He said basically because I was on Linux that it tried to run some shit but it couldn't utilize shit it had needed to run it. So lucky catch but I'm like how did I fall for the oldest trick in the book? I mean this is the shit they were pulling back online with lime wire and before and here I am 2 or 3 decades later and nonchalantly downloading every other popular movie I can find, and I'm like oh yeah I got this movie you might like, so I couldn't really blame the daughter, but I'm like man. I better start paying more attention to what the fuck I'm putting in my queue because I felt like a fucking pleb. I'm moving from unc status up to gramp status apparently. But hey, at least I'm on Linux now! It's a bit of a learning curve but hell I will never go back to Windows if I have any say about it!
Freedom? ;p
I'm pretty sure I've noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p
Ain't dead yet
Someone call funhole lol
I really dig the trippy minimalist , think those are forms of people maybe but there's so much room to kind of use a little imagination there to you. I was like damn. I should make a print of this or something. I put it on the wall lol
Bro I'm pretty sure it's a gorilla my friend