c/adhd · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43d

Am medicated 🤷🏻

153 points · 101 comments · view on lemmy.world

101 Comments

essell@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 43d (5 replies)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

kungen@feddit.nu · 28 pts · 43d (2 replies)

When he's dead tho? 🤨

essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Of course.

Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 42d

Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual

xylol@leminal.space · 7 pts · 43d (1 reply)

How is it running the place?

essell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d

Its great now there's no rich people here.

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 43d (5 replies)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 43d (3 replies)

Go on

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 43d (2 replies)

Don't tempt me

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 43d

I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...

aramis87@fedia.io · 28 pts · 43d

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

xylol@leminal.space · 24 pts · 43d

Increased shareholder value

yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev · 23 pts · 43d

'm not in the Epstein files

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 43d (3 replies)

Do laundry every week

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Look at you being highly efficient...

I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 43d

thanks it's a fairly recent development

lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 42d

cries in family of 7

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 43d (2 replies)

'm somewhat handy around the house

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 35d (1 reply)

great job and happy cake day!

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 34d

Oh shit, it actually has been a year since I've joined this..nice.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 15 pts · 43d

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 15 pts · 43d (2 replies)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Furry convention is going well then?

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 43d

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 43d (12 replies)

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

AZX3RIC@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

Magnum@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

Tower@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.

Burnt toast?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d

"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."

... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.

Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?

d00ery@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d

Lol also used the auto complete

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.

nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 43d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d

Maybe I'm not perfect but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids.

...Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 43d (1 reply)

... eat ass.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 43d

🫡

billwashere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 43d (1 reply)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 43d

Kattiydid@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Have a nice butt

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 35d

Do you have a source for that information?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 43d

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 43d (1 reply)

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d

*minutes

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 43d (2 replies)

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins

BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 8 pts · 43d (1 reply)

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d

"DAMMIT Leeroy!"

~~"I'm trying..."~~

hdnsmbt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 43d

...never said I was.

autonomous@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d

Stopped trying

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d

Use Lemmy.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 42d

Can suck off 5 guys

laranis@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 42d

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 42d (1 reply)

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d

Fucked*

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 43d

make myself laugh

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d

… learn from my mistakes.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d (3 replies)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 42d (2 replies)

"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."

ADD has made us superheros!

mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 42d (1 reply)

The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 41d

Lol!!!

Like I said... Superheros!

altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 43d (2 replies)

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 43d (1 reply)