Am medicated 🤷🏻

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100 Comments

essell@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 93d (5 replies)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

kungen@feddit.nu · 28 pts · 93d (2 replies)

When he's dead tho? 🤨

essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Of course.

Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 91d
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xylol@leminal.space · 7 pts · 93d (1 reply)

How is it running the place?

essell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

Its great now there's no rich people here.

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 92d (5 replies)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Go on

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Don't tempt me

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 92d

I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...

aramis87@fedia.io · 28 pts · 92d

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

xylol@leminal.space · 24 pts · 93d

Increased shareholder value

yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev · 23 pts · 92d

'm not in the Epstein files

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Do laundry every week

devfuuu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Look at you being highly efficient...

I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 92d

thanks it's a fairly recent development

lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 91d

cries in family of 7

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 15 pts · 92d

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 92d (2 replies)

'm somewhat handy around the house

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 84d (1 reply)

great job and happy cake day!

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 83d

Oh shit, it actually has been a year since I've joined this..nice.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 15 pts · 92d (2 replies)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Furry convention is going well then?

billwashere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d (1 reply)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d (1 reply)

... eat ass.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 92d

🫡

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 92d (12 replies)

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

AZX3RIC@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

Magnum@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

Tower@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.

Burnt toast?

Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.

Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d

"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."

... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.

d00ery@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

Lol also used the auto complete

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.

nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 92d

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 50d

Maybe I'm not perfect but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids.

...Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 93d

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

Kattiydid@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Have a nice butt

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 84d

Do you have a source for that information?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 92d (1 reply)

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 91d

*minutes

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins 
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 8 pts · 92d (1 reply)

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 50d

"DAMMIT Leeroy!"

"I'm trying..."

hdnsmbt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 92d

...never said I was.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 91d

Can suck off 5 guys

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d

Stopped trying

laranis@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 91d

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

autonomous@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d

Use Lemmy.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d (3 replies)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 91d (2 replies)

"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."

ADD has made us superheros!

mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 90d

Lol!!!

Like I said... Superheros!

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 91d (1 reply)

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Fucked*

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d

… learn from my mistakes.

joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 92d

make myself laugh

atrielienz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d

Forced myself to socialize.

lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Don’t eat corpses

altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Frame from Morbotron

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 92d

Oh yes I'm does!

monkeyman512@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

parity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 92d

have a great ass.

Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Ain't dead yet

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d

I feel happyyyy!

rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d

'm fabulous.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 92d

Forced myself to shower

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d

am getting help

Happy_Doofus@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 92d

'm not perfect.

Triumph@fedia.io · 5 pts · 92d

Also hate myself.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 91d

am.

Zeusz13@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

'm kind and interesting

kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 93d

am very aware of my weaknesses.

plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 91d (2 replies)

Don't shit my own pants

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Whose pants do you shit, then?

plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 91d

My wife is out of clean pants

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d (1 reply)

But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 91d
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pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 90d

* zones out for 5 minutes *

fodor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 92d

know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.

onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 92d

... bothered to write this comment.

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 84d

... tried comprehending the documentation before asking the interwebs

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 92d

am really obnoxious about it.

bfg9k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Ate breakfast today

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 91d

Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though

BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 90d

'll get back to this post later. Or not.

ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 92d

Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 92d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 92d
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cute_noker@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Have no self control

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d

at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 92d

...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.