Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
100 Comments
essell@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 93d
...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
kungen@feddit.nu · 28 pts · 93d
When he's dead tho? 🤨
essell@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 91d
xylol@leminal.space · 7 pts · 93d
How is it running the place?
essell@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
Its great now there's no rich people here.
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 92d
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 92d
Go on
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 92d
Don't tempt me
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 92d
Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree
subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 92d
I'll be honest, I never watched Babylon 5, so I dont know much about the Xill class cruiser.
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...
aramis87@fedia.io · 28 pts · 92d
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
xylol@leminal.space · 24 pts · 93d
Increased shareholder value
yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev · 23 pts · 92d
'm not in the Epstein files
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 92d
Do laundry every week
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
Look at you being highly efficient...
I did mine yesterday and was meaning to do it for 2 weeks already.
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 92d
thanks it's a fairly recent development
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 91d
cries in family of 7
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 15 pts · 92d
…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 92d
'm somewhat handy around the house
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 84d
great job and happy cake day!
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 83d
Oh shit, it actually has been a year since I've joined this..nice.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 15 pts · 92d
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 92d
Furry convention is going well then?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 92d
billwashere@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 92d
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d
... eat ass.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 92d
🫡
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 92d
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 92d
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.
AZX3RIC@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
Magnum@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Tower@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a good person to the house and I don't know if I can get it to you but I don't know if it is a good idea to get it done in the morning.
Burnt toast?
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but I think it starts to get into the idea that the distinction between plants and animals isn't as clear cut as people imagine it's well worth it in the long run.
Up until 'imagine', I think this was just word for word from another comment i made on lemmy before. Weird app-specific autocorrect?
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d
"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."
... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
d00ery@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
Lol also used the auto complete
nnachtigal@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 92d
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't want him into one year after her KS LLC now available through her KS LLC now available
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 50d
Maybe I'm not perfect but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't know what to do with the kids.
...Man, auto predict, get outta my walls.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 93d
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
Kattiydid@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 91d
Have a nice butt
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 84d
Do you have a source for that information?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 92d
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 91d
*minutes
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 92d
Ain't chicken.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 8 pts · 92d
It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 50d
"DAMMIT Leeroy!"
"I'm trying..."hdnsmbt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 92d
...never said I was.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 91d
Can suck off 5 guys
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d
Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d
Stopped trying
laranis@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 91d
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
autonomous@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d
Use Lemmy.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 91d
"Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one."
ADD has made us superheros!
mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d
The greatest part of having a brain that is a "junk drawer" of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the "why the fuck do you know that?!" Response that validates my whole exitanse.
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 90d
Lol!!!
Like I said... Superheros!
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 91d
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Fucked*
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d
… learn from my mistakes.
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 92d
make myself laugh
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
Forced myself to socialize.
lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
Don’t eat corpses
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 92d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 93d
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 92d
Oh yes I'm does!
monkeyman512@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
parity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 92d
have a great ass.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d
Ain't dead yet
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d
I feel happyyyy!
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d
'm fabulous.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 92d
Forced myself to shower
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d
am getting help
Happy_Doofus@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 92d
'm not perfect.
Triumph@fedia.io · 5 pts · 92d
Also hate myself.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 91d
am.
Zeusz13@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d
'm kind and interesting
kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 93d
am very aware of my weaknesses.
plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 91d
Don't shit my own pants
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 91d
Whose pants do you shit, then?
plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 91d
My wife is out of clean pants
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 91d
pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 90d
* zones out for 5 minutes *
fodor@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 92d
know that people cannot actually be described as perfect; it's a type error.
onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 92d
... bothered to write this comment.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 84d
... tried comprehending the documentation before asking the interwebs
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 92d
am really obnoxious about it.
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
Ate breakfast today
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 91d
Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 90d
'll get back to this post later. Or not.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 92d
Can take it out on the world that hurt me 😘
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 92d
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 92d
cute_noker@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 92d
Have no self control
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 92d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Uwtm30uhc
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 92d
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
at least I am tall and slightly overweight according to BMI.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 92d
...can use my underwear 4 times before washing. Front, back, inside-out front & back.