That's a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.
Honestly, that's the exact kind of marketing that I'd expect to work well with the brand.
The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.
Every time, I'm endlessly amused by the implications of putting "adult size" on there. "This is not just for kids, despite what you might think because of the person promoting them." So weird.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 43d
That's a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 42d
Men wore those shorts in the 80s. Even straight men.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
Lol, like you could get the cut just right for those high kicks.
You need a master ninja to come up with that shit.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
Honestly, that's the exact kind of marketing that I'd expect to work well with the brand.
The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
😮
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 24 pts · 42d
Another deeply closeted biggot: Norris sucks.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 42d
Not any more. He ded.
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 42d
Good for him!
grainOfSalt@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 42d
Reminds me of Lt. Dangle on Reno 911 cutting his uniform pants into shorts so he could "move like a cheetah"
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d
I saw an interview with the actor for him, and he said it was hard getting used to his penis sticking out the end of his shorts, but he managed.
grainOfSalt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 42d
Really putting the dangle in Lt. Dangle I guess.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d
Which came first, the shorts or the name?
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 10 pts · 43d
Every time, I'm endlessly amused by the implications of putting "adult size" on there. "This is not just for kids, despite what you might think because of the person promoting them." So weird.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 43d
I'm pretty sure I've noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p
sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d
Yes I have several micro shorts/skirts. Just have to shop the female aisle.
Maiq@piefed.social · 8 pts · 43d
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs here on lemny. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
hexabs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
There are dozens of us.. dozens!
Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 43d
Check out them gams!
murvel@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 43d
Yeah, if they got Adult Size +++....
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d
Hey now, some of us are sickly and emaciated!
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 40d
Boots? Fucking boots in this weather?
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
Found my next gonewild inspo