What was your question again?

Scene from The Emperor’s New Groove where Kuzco as a llama is frantically looking through multiple potion vials scattered on the floor. Each vial has a text overlay saying the following: song lyrics, childhood trauma, jokes that don’t land, weird theories about the world, random facts, neurodivergent interests, the answers I wanted to give

Top caption reads: my brain when someone asks me a normal question

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15 Comments

Darkmuch@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 69d (7 replies)

“What’s your favorite movie?”

Promptly forgets all every movie you’ve ever watched, except for the most bland and basic answers ever.

Drusas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 69d (4 replies)

I can't even answer what I had for breakfast when someone asks me.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 68d (3 replies)

What did you have for breakfast?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 68d (1 reply)

What's in your wallet?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d

We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum

Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 68d

I had leftovers for dinner.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 68d

I found my people.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 69d

Shawshank.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 69d (2 replies)

This is accurate...

Also Emperor Kuzco is the best Disney princess.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 12 pts · 69d (1 reply)

Oh ho ho, you're saying that just to impress the princess

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d

You know it honey.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d

I embraced giving the answers I want to give. People around me say I trauma dump a lot. The real me is trauma I guess.

db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 68d (1 reply)

Memes. Start responding to people with memes.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 68d

I do this at work. Too much.

My favorite to pull out whenever talking about infosec is the SpongeBob rainbow meme with just the word "security". Sometimes I use is this a pigeon.

InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 68d

This is too relatable