Maybe a human front half (including the legs) and horse rear half? It would seriously suck to run with 2 human legs and 2 horse legs.
Maybe a human front half (including the legs) and horse rear half? It would seriously suck to run with 2 human legs and 2 horse legs.
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ceenote@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 65d
Can't miss out on the slightest justification to post this.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 65d
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dungeon-crawler-carl/images/0/0e/Mantaur_by_%40mabus808.bsky.social.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20260418020837
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 65d
What in the mortal kombat knockoff Goro is this thing?
Jtee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
Honestly, Goro is a Mantaur wannabe now
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 65d
The future is now old man! - Mantaur
arschflugkoerper@feddit.org · 3 pts · 64d
The introduction of those guys cracked me up.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 64d
Wait until you read the newest book
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 65d
Yeah I'm imagining rear horse legs, and Everytime you jump forward hard with the rear horsepower you land on your front human legs shattering your ankles and breaking your feet and legs with all that weight behind you. Bummer. Walk slow I guess.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
I'm thinking you would have human arms and run upright on two horsey hind legs.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
I can’t imagine we've got more fragile legs than horses
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 65d
So instead of half human and half horse, it's 3/4 human 1/4 horse. I'm going with human except the two legs are horse legs.
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d
Isn't that just a satyr?
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 65d
With a Satyr, the whole lower half from the waist down is a goat.
mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Crap, you're right. That's what I get for replying based on visual memory and not confirming it first. Thanks.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
I think satyrs are goat/humans and centaurs are horse/humans, but that's probably racist somehow.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
satyr are goat human hybrid, or demon/lucifer/angel form.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 0 pts · 65d
https://mysteryinhistory.com/half-man-half-goat-in-greek-mythology/
qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
If c = centaur, h = horse, m = man
c = 0.5h + 0.5m
0.5c + 0.5m = 0.5h + 0.5m + 0.5m = 0.5h + 1m
Normalizing we get (0.5h + 1m)(2/3) = (1/3)h + (2/3)m
The horse aspects are getting more diluted by the extra human genes (or parts). As others have observed I'm also imagining a centaur whose front legs are human, but has a wicked rear horse kick.
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 64d
0.5c = 0.25m + 0.25h and you don't need to normalize.
qualia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
There's always a normalization step unless two animals go in and two come out. In sexual reproduction it's meiosis for example. In your example you're just pre-normalizing. I may still be wrong about the (2/3):(1/3) ratio though.
Edit: If centaurs reproduced sexually with humans though they’d have 50% centaur offspring and 50% fully human. That’s assuming half their diploid chromosome count comes from each species and they can somehow compatibly align. Lulz.
Geldaran@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 64d
seriously, no one has answered "a quarter horse" yet? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Quarter_Horse
solrize@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 64d
1 centaur = 1/2 human + 1/2 horse
1/2 human + 1/2 centaur = 3/4 human + 1/4 horse.
Yay math.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 65d
3/4 Horse, 1/4 man.
Or 3/4 man, 1/4 horse.
Instead of the usual 50-50 split.
GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d
My wife says I’m 1/4 horse.
Apparently I’m a horse’s ass.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d
But it isn't 50/50. It's a whole horse with half a man where his neck and head should be. So it's more like 1 1/4 creatures.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Half man, half bear, half pig.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 65d
No, clearly it's half man, half bear-pig!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 65d
Body is 1/2, head is the other 1/2. 🤷♂️
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 65d
The second one, because if a centaur is already half horse and half human, a half-human half-centaur would be 3/4 human and 1/4 horse.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 64d
look at trump. hes bascially a frontaur.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
2 human legs but the back ones.
Mesophar@pawb.social · 2 pts · 65d
Something like this? I imagine the horse part is the dominant genes
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 65d
Only legs. Two human legs on bottom and then two horse legs on top, nothing else. The monstrosity still walks upright.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 64d
I'm gonna go with Jesus with hooves
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 65d
this halfling would have the top of centaur and the buttom of a human
adarza@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 65d
his name is BoJack Horseman
mecen@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 64d
Centaur but on backlegs is also human atop
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 65d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HorsegiirL
AstroLightz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
Math can help solve this:
So Centaur is 50% human, 50% horse. Half human, half Centaur would be:
Which is 0.75 human, 0.25 horse
Therefore, this hybrid is 75% human, 25% horse
To answer your question: This would probably be a human with a horse tail, and 2 horse legs.
Mesa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 64d
Damn, I wish I had an algorithm to tell me whether 75 and 25 are even or odd, though.
bstix@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 64d
X Mod 2
It returns true if X is odd and false if X is even.
A more computational efficient method would be to use: AND 00000001
Mesa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 64d
(I was being facetious and was referring to the joke of making highly complicated
evenOrOddfunctions)bstix@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 64d
I just want people to think.
I asked Google about it and it clearly didn't understand what half a centaur is, but it did confirm that it is an even number.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
A human with a giant horse "head"
HubertManne@piefed.social · 0 pts · 65d
a satyr?
Maeve@kbin.earth · 0 pts · 65d
https://www.thecollector.com/what-is-a-centaur/
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 65d
Like a 1/4 centaur, so maybe walking upright on horsey hind legs with a human torso and head?
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 0 pts · 65d
It would be a centaur with a horse's head.
timewarp@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 65d
Ask Musk. Word is he fucked a horse and made a centaur using a cattle prod to give it that magic spark. That is how he came up with the name Tesla.