c/lemmyshitpost · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 64dGood point 831 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 105 pts · 64d
hOrni@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 64d
Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 13 pts · 64d
Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 64d
Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 64d
Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti
*edit: too blind to see my typos
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 64d
What about moose?
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 64d
A moose once bit my sister, you see
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 64d
Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one's initials into a moose.
Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 64d
Do tell...
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 64d
It's a reference to a Monty Python bit from Holy Grail
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 64d
Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 64d
That makes it so suddenly dark 💀
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 64d
Oh dammit ty
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
Fun fact I pulled out of my ass:
The plural of moose is meese.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 64d
If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 64d
If it was legal, it wouldn't exist because all the sharks would be dead.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 64d
They got pretty close.
BlueLagoon@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 64d
Maybe they need less cow bells.
Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 64d
Ssssh! Udders!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
Emmm slurp slurp.
CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 64d
Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today.
https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3mnujyoem6c2b
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 64d
One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁
chunes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 64d
it's interesting how adding 'do' to the end of that clears up the ambiguity
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Well now it just sounds like the sharks are raping people
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Why are you assuming it isn't consensual?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 63d
or “kill”
turdas@suppo.fi · 7 pts · 64d
If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 64d
I'd be down to getting some shark milk ice cream.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 63d
or more blåko need to be cuddled to appease them
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 64d
I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 64d
They probably evolved before lactose.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 64d
Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it's some new age fad they're hoping will just blow over?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 64d
I have no idea.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 63d
The bovine is the natural enemy of the shark. That's why they deployed a herd of cows to save the day in Jaws.
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 64d
on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up