Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. "Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it's just the beginning, Giygas has come!" And then I showed him this pic.
If his confused grin is any indication, I've planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.
Yeah I know they carved out in like seven or eight thirty foot tall odd peanuts of granite and eight different languages some half assed culty business about What Yoshi Did
57 Comments
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 62 pts · 75d
Glad they contained it in that fence. Wouldn't want that thing on the loose.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 75d
It's an SCP containment field made to look like a run-down chain link fence.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 75d
Yes, very convincing. Definitely doesn't look breached
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 74d
Someone better at writing than me should write this up
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 74d
NegentropicBoy@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 75d
FundMECFS@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 74d
Remember Jimmy Carter had to gave up his peanut farm when he became president so there would be no conflict of interest.
Meanwhile Mr T is running sidehustles scamming his voters and cashing billions lol.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 25 pts · 75d
More about this monstrosity here.
I'm pretty sure destroying it would finally let the soul of Jimmy Carter find some rest.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 75d
It's a secret Jimmy Carter horcrux.
geekwithsoul@piefed.social · 18 pts · 75d
Quick we need this, an unopened can of Billy Beer, his cardigan sweater, and his Habitat for Humanity hammer to bring him back!
I just outed myself as an oldster, didn't I?
Erusset@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 75d
Quick, name some young things so they don't notice!
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 74d
Pogs, Super Nintendo, Britney Spears.
Erusset@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 74d
Nailed it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 74d
Idk I think it's charming
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 74d
Blink twice if the Jimmy Carter peanut is making you say that.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
Well obviously the peanut is mind controlling me, but honestly it's just nice to have the dang thing under control. You should give in and try it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
I do really love peanut butter. And Jimmy Carter, honestly. Shit.
tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 74d
texture@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 74d
is that fence ok?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 74d
That peanut looks like it's close to escaping and laying waste than entire area.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 74d
It's tired, boss.
yakko@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 75d
Turned the tables on my son this morning by getting up first and waking him up with random bullshit. "Wake up, terrible news! They found an Earthbound enemy on the loose, and only barely managed to trap it. But it's just the beginning, Giygas has come!" And then I showed him this pic.
If his confused grin is any indication, I've planted a seed of doubt as to who the real troublemaker in this family is.
Beth@piefed.social · 9 pts · 75d
Ramshackle little fence cage just adds to its…charm.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 75d
pretty sure that smile is reminiscent of Jimmy Carter...
Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 74d
Jimmy Farmer you say?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
exactly!
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 74d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 8 pts · 75d
N U T
Inucune@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 75d
This pleases the nut.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 75d
Wowza, that is simultaneously hilarious and creepy as hell.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 75d
Thats the most disturbing thing I've seen all day.
Reminds me of the video for Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden
fubo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 75d
Reminds me of Ursula Vernon's "Biting Pear of Salamanca", sometimes also known as the "LOL WUT" meme.
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d
Is that what's it called? That's amazing.
zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 75d
New horror game idea.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 75d
Need some googly eye.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d
This became popular when Jimmy Carter was President.
There were also smiling peanut toys, as a kid I inherited my own smiling peanut that I would walk around with, I loved him.
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 74d
Oh Yeah? Explain why the fence is all fucked up. That fence was a pitiful attempt to cage The Peanut.
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 74d
Thats some SCP shit right there.
Virtvirt588@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Omg, its beautiful.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 75d
That’s the second strangest butt plug I’ve seen.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Your ambition is impressive.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
I'd watch that movie.
virku@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Jar Jar Peanutbutter
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d
Reminds me of Pencil Face
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 74d
In Soviet Russia, peanut eats you!
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 75d
I'm going to be disappointed if nobody has written an SCP about it
Sybs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 74d
chuso@fedia.io · 3 pts · 75d
Bonus for the small fence around it which is almost collapsing.
yakko@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 75d
Fuckin Earthbound enemies should all be trapped inside hilariously tiny fences.
WereHacker@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 75d
And should the worst thing happen, somebody had the prudence to put up an insurmountable fence around it.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 74d
Imagine driving along and butt ass nowhere Georgia and then suddenly this motherfucker's there laughing at you.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 75d
Yeah I know they carved out in like seven or eight thirty foot tall odd peanuts of granite and eight different languages some half assed culty business about What Yoshi Did
TheWilliamist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
Looks like something from The Maxx.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 75d
We need to repair its cage before it escapes.
noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 74d
Weird Dreams ass shit
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 74d